That’s right, folks. Blake Shelton is People Magazine’s “sexiest man alive.” Can’t say I agree with this decision. Maybe if I was a few years older and a bit gray? Nonetheless, good for him. But the left is totes peeved over this whole debacle because they think Blake is a southern gaggle of “racist, homophobic, and sexist” beliefs.
Here are some of his past Tweets:
Timely, but funny. Super islamophobic, if you’re concerned over political correctness.
That’s coffee type casting. Also, fact check: true.
Because of the rainbow flag, get it? Lame, yes. Homophobic? Hardly.
Not sure how this one is a problem. Richard Simmons is gay. Katy Perry has boobs.
Sexy. I see it now. He’s politically incorrect, can be witty, stands up for what he believes, and won’t take anyone’s cow do-do. But the hissy fit hogs have their own crap to hash out.
Let’s also note these “problematic” Shelton tweets come from 2009, 2010, and 2011. Do the math, people.
This is the only appropriate reaction to learning that People’s sexiest man alive is Blake Shelton pic.twitter.com/2MzMEsyY4E
— Molly (@isteintraum) November 15, 2017
Reminder: People is a celebrity magazine. Everyone overreacting is like conservatives throwing a hissy fit over Colin Kaepernick on the cover of GQ. Chill pills. Take them by the pallet.
2017 is supposed to be the year of tossing out trash men, yet Blake Shelton can tweet all the racist jokes his heart desires and still be People's Sexiest Man Alive.
— Sage Young (@sageyoungest) November 14, 2017
Tweeting is now seen as literally rape.
blake shelton is even less sexy when you find out he’s racist and homophobic and sexist and all around a gross dude
— josh lyman, human disaster (@andlivefromny) November 15, 2017
Learn to use commas, Josh.
— ❄️𝕷𝖆𝖗𝖘💀🇳🇴#MarchForOurLives🇺🇸🌍 (@a_fly_guy) November 15, 2017
Maybe People finds Shelton’s willingness to tick you off “sexy”?
More on Blake Shelton – a racist, homophobic, sexist man who supported Trump https://t.co/uCo9yopd1h
— Walk Talk Dunk🍩☕️🍩 (@WalktheTalkBern) November 15, 2017
Oh good, I’m glad we’re weighing in with columns now.
The new 'Sexiest Man Alive' has a long, disturbing history of homophobic and racist comments. https://t.co/Rj1deZnrlx
— Stephanie 💕 (@HotLiberalBitch) November 15, 2017
If by long and disturbing you mean threads of triggering humor, yes.
The left is overreacting as if Blake Shelton jizzed in a potted plant. In front of a preschool. He was featured on a magazine cover. With a fluffy story on the inside. You can read all about it in a few months when you check in with the dentist. Start flossing now.