Anti-Trump Protester Tries Setting HIMSELF on Fire. Disproves Theory of Evolution...
Here's something you don't see every day, a man trying to set himself on fire outside of Trump International. Apparently, he's been reading about other unhinged leftists (see Project Veritas Uncovers Violent Liberal Plots Against Trump Inaugural Events and Rosie O’Donnell Begs Obama to Stop ‘Fascist’ Trump By Declaring Martial Law) and said, "hold my beer, I got this."
The best part? A reporter caught it all on camera for our amusement and mockery.
#BREAKING: Man lights fire near #TrumpInternationalHotel. Employees call police. Man told me he's from CA & protest… https://t.co/e5wADnS6Bl— Shomari Stone (@Shomari Stone)1484707827.0
REPORTER: What happened, why’d you do that?
CRAZY PANTS MCGEE: Because we have a dictator who has been elected. I was trying to light myself on fire, as an act of protest. As an act of protest. Protesting the fact that we’ve elected somebody who is incapable of respecting the Constitution of the United States.
I mean, what else can you say? Every time I'm trying to construct a sentence, I start laughing because a) what a moron and b) mocking leftists is going to keep us in business for the next 4-8 years. I might buy myself a bigger house. A boat. Lamborghini.
Let's all tickle ourselves over how full blown crazy the left has gotten, and Trump hasn't even been sworn in. We're still slapping "elect" onto "President Trump" because so far the man's just appointed members of his cabinet and said some words. That's triggering enough for leftist dodos who've disproven the scientific theory that species evolve. What happened to natural selection in this guy's case? When I rewatch the video (as you all should, because LOL) I'm noting this protester isn't a young whipper snapper. Methinks "Imma light myself on fire because Trump" isn't the first act this man's committed in the name of redefining stupid.
Regardless of the series of misfortunes which led this man to think turning himself into a more realistic effigy was a swell idea... well... Okay, I'm not sure what I was planning on writing there. I'm still distracted by the idiot who tried turning himself into a man-sized candle. Hobo-scented.
If this is SJWs before Trump gets sworn in, what can next week bring us?