Super Bowl commercials are an American tradition that demonstrates the free market at work. It's great exposure for businesses and people enjoy watching them. Unless you're like NARAL: incapable of enjoying anything other than baby murder. The abortion advocacy group got its feminist panties in a twist over a Doritos commercial. Yes, chips. Those chips. This commercial:

Can you spot the trigger?

That commercial's 'fetus' was just too human-like for them to handle. I agree, NARAL, babies are eerily similar to humans... because they are humans. The pro-choice group continued to post a slew of complaints to Twitter. Like this one:

It's no wonder that they want to exterminate 'fetuses' -- they want to be the only crybabies around.

But wait, there's more.

Well I for one like snacks. Also, have you never heard of "hangry" which is just hungry and angry together? Maybe try snacking and come back later, see if your mood has improved.

Maybe all the female astronauts were too busy feeding their babies Doritos, followed by a Snickers chaser. IN A HYUNDAI!

For people who claim to like choice so much, they seem to hate seeing it used. A womanless commercial is a bigger issue to them than ending a life. "Don't like abortion? Don't get one" is a favorite pro-choice slogan. But that rhetoric only applies to abortion.

Don't like Super Bowl commercials? Don't watch them. Don't like the Doritos commercial? Don't buy Doritos. Have a hatred for Snickers? WTF is wrong with you?

Everyone is free to dislike something for any reason, even if that reason boils down to you being an idiot with pink armpit hair (which you're free to have). But when leftists don't like something, they demand it ceases to exist. They have a history of wanting to censor the world according to their standards (read Poll Shows Liberals Twice as Likely to Oppose Free Speech).

The worst part is that it's working for them (read Google and Twitter Agree to Censor Speech in Germany). People can potentially face jail time and have their lives ruined all because these Adlofina Hitleresses want to force everyone to think the same way they do.

Still don't believe the left really wants to censor free speech? This video is for you.

Written by Kacie Burnett and Courtney Kirchoff