The worst thing about the pandemic isn't the virus. It's not the way government regulations destroyed the economy. Or the fact that sixteen months after fifteen days to flatten the curve, the media STILL demands you live in fear. All that stuff is bad. Having to listen to people sing about those things is much worse. And for whatever reason, the panic porn-addicted left has settled on Disney songs and other show tunes.

Imagine being this guy. I couldn't do it.

Don't know how to live in post-pandemic hell.

I have a nice little day planned for myself. I'm going to hit the gym. I'm going to get my hair done. After work, I'm going to go to a public place that serves alcohol and enjoy life with friends. Living in "post-pandemic hell" is really easy. It starts with not saying things like "post-pandemic hell."

Leave on!
Take off.

According to "the science," you don't have to have your face covered any more. The question being discussed in the media is whether people who aren't "the science" are going to bully "the science" into changing what "the science" is. Solution: If you're listening to someone who has spent the last sixteen months (plus fifteen days) telling you to live in fear, stop listening to that person. Find someone who has been questioning the panic porn from the beginning. Like my editor Courtney. Hi Courtney!

I'm v*ccin*ted.
Delta is here! We're still not safe!

Delta is here. Live in fear. Get used to it.

There must be more to post-pandemic life.

There is. The first step is to pull your head out of your rectum. You may need to phone a friend. After sixteen months, it's probably wedged in there pretty good. After that, you need to turn off CNN. That's the button on the remote that says "off" or maybe "power."

This next step is going to be the hardest part, but it's also the most crucial. You need to sign out of TikTok, open the door, and step outside. If you are someone who is living in a "post-pandemic hell" or thinks a post-pandemic hell is even a thing, you most likely haven't gotten any fresh air for the last year and a half. Your brain needs oxygen. "The science" says so.

Don't worry about the Delta variant. The Kenny Omega variant. The Lambda Lambda Lambda variant. There's always going to be a variant now that people have seen how easy it is to scare people. We're only given one life and one immune system. Everyone needs to get back to using both.

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