Politico Editor Says Trump Jr. Was a Cussing Psychopath Toddler...
Today's journalists couldn't find a good scoop if one hit them between their lard thighs. But they're good at finding fake stories about the Trump family: The president is Hitler reincarnated. Melania is a real life witch who summons demons to kill gay people. Donald Jr. was a cussing sexist toddler.
That last one is a real accusation by a Politico editor. This is real life.
This is the leftist news media:
Because Donald Trump Jr. as a three-year-old is news now.
Omg. An asshole at three? HORROR. Three-year-olds are ANGELS OF MERCY. They DO NO WRONG.
That's sarcasm.
@KwabSmith @poniewozik She quit teaching forever at the end of that year. It’s not a # metoo story but it was extre… https://t.co/ADpMunNIDS— Virginia Heffernan (@Virginia Heffernan) 1513213411.0
My god, woman. Paid to watch over wealthy children. It's LITERALLY INDENTURED SERVITUDE!
@page88 My priest baptized him. The whole family sat in stony silence, didn't participate in the service, and left after communion.— Beamish Girl (@Beamish Girl) 1513224348.0
You mean sit in silence, like Catholics usually do? Not waving their hands about and signing, like some evangelicals? GET OUT.
Thank goodness for some sanity here. Oh look, more mockery:
@page88 @KwabSmith @poniewozik Hahaha she quit her career because of what a 3 year old said? Sounds like your friend just needs to grow up.— kkarra (@kkarra) 1513232296.0
@page88 Is your friend, Anna, willing to go on record that a 3 year old actually said this? Would she be willing to polygraph?— Peter Hyatt (@Peter Hyatt) 1513260999.0
@page88 If this bullshit is the worst anybody can say about Trump family, they must be incredibly clean. Btw this i… https://t.co/vWBBqfgLVm— Dopravní Poradce (@Dopravní Poradce) 1513257026.0
Pretty much. Who among us hasn't said something wildly inappropriate at three years old? He, she or ze who hasn't said something bizarre, cast the first binky.
But if this is the worst they have on Donald Trump Jr., then he should feel pretty secure right about now. Going all the way back to pre-school for dirt?
I heard Donald Jr. kicked his mother wombside. What a sexist d!ck.
Fake news.
~Co-written by Nichole Cooper and Courtney Kirchoff
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