We're going to hit you with some mythical symbolism to go down deep (see AntiFa Protesters Vandalize Monument They Thought was Confederate. It Symbolized Unity… and Symbolism: Why the Facebook Icon was …Sexist?!). But this isn't Tolkien or Lewis style, this is "rolling in style." Or being rolled. These are the jokes.

The following is taken from a healthcare reform hearing. Behold the the stylish exit of a protester.

Here's what she was saying, in case you couldn't hear over your gut-produced laughter.

"No cuts to Medicaid. Save our lib-er-ty!"

Let's see if Twitter accurately interpreted the meaning of this clip.

Drama much?

Or he can just stay with this job, looks pretty lightweight if you ask me.

Wrong again.

This may just look like a dwarf in a wheelchair screaming incessantly while a burly officer delicately wheels her from the room - but we aren't here to talk about your surface level observations. This video is really about how the ideals of the left can't stand. They're too weak and shriveled. They make clamoring noise without action. All bark and no bite.

The right, however, has ideas that can hold five army tanks and two whale-sized feminists. Strong. Even though the ideas of the right are totes awesome, they deal gently with the left, slowly and delicately removing them to grovel in their feelings failings. Truth never dies.

Metaphor. Is. Power.

Or you can just laugh. Either way is cool. We won't judge if you won't judge. Or something.

Pay your dues and educate thyself on universal healthcare.

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