Picture this. You've met someone at a bar. Or a Star Trek convention. No judgments here. You're flirting. You take it back to the hotel. Things are getting kinda hot. Maybe he does a mean Captain Picard impression. Or she's got a killer Seven of Nine costume. Hey, no judgments. As you're about to go where no man has gone before, you ask yourself...has anyone gone there before, and if so, how many? Well these are the voyages of the Starship HIV. Who's mission is to explore the weird and maybe disclose the disease. But if you're aboard the Planned Parenthood Federation's ship, maybe you don't tell that you're infected. Because according to Planned Parenthood...that's a choice. The Federalist spotted this:

It’s all laid out in International Planned Parenthood Federation’s booklet for HIV-positive youth entitled “Healthy, Happy and Hot.” It says, “Young people living with HIV have the right to decide if, when, and how to disclose their HIV status.” It continues: “Sharing your HIV status is called disclosure. Your decision about whether to disclose may change with different people and situations. You have the right to decide if, when, and how to disclose your HIV status.”

Ten points to Slytherin for titling the booklet "Healthy, Happy and Hot." I wonder how many thousands of dollars were dropped into the marketing department for that one. Well done, you.

Are we that surprised? Not really. This is the organization that profits off the dismemberment of unborn babies, which they then sell to the highest bidder. Hey, Lamborghini's ain't cheap. Secondly, choices about "your body" that actually affects someone else's body, is their mission statement on all their business cards. They also send it out for the Kwanza cards. Mostly because they're racist bastards (read What you Need to Know about Margaret Sanger, Founder of Planned Parenthood). Also, black babies are their target demographic. Yes, really. Read Planned Parenthood Preys on African Americans...

All of this is yet another reason why you probably shouldn't be slutty. Or sleep with someone who's slutty. I'm talking to all you people, boys, girls, trannies, pansexuals, asexuals, and people who like to bang goats. Yeah, judging now.