Few sports teams trigger the left more than the Patriots. Could be the red, white and blue colors. The name “Patriots.” Or the team’s proclivity to just keep winning. Just wait until they see how Rob Gronkowski is spending his offseason. David Hogg is getting his talking points from Media Matters tweeting out his next failed boycott as we speak!
In case you were wondering how Gronk is spending his offseason pic.twitter.com/kc1BscvbHc
— Patriots Militia (@PatsMilitia) May 7, 2018
The fact that he’s wearing basketball shorts and Jordans just puts it over the top. Because Rob Gronkowski is a goof ball, it makes for a funny sight; but please, somebody, take that gun away from him as soon as possible.
Nice to see the Gronk changing things up a little from his usual offseason shenanigans: shirtless. Perhaps with one too many beers. If you’re a co-ed in Boston, there’s a chance you know someone who knows someone who’s seen his tight end. It pays to have his page on TMZ bookmarked after the SuperBowl, is what I’m saying. Gronk firing the biggest gun I’ve seen is kinda tame. Just look at how responsible he was being.
We anticipate the left to fire both barrels at Gronk and the Patriots for good measure. It’s a favorite pastime of their’s (see WITCH HUNT: Liberals Demand You Boycott Patriots for Connections to Trump… and New York Times Gets Called Out for Fake News…By The New England Patriots).
In the meantime, if someone wants to make a gif of Gronk firing this gun, we wouldn’t turn it away.