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Leftist Parody Video Compares Abortion to Male Masturbation
Ok, we're all adults here. If you're of the male variety, odds are you've done "the stroke" a time or two. You know, played with your puppets. Tugged one out. Engaged in the five-knuckle shuffle. You get my drift.
tag ur favorite pro-life guy #KavanaghHearing https://t.co/wxwvoJBE3A— Liz Plank The Curve (@Liz Plank The Curve) 1536345687.0
Vox Media’s Liz Plank posted a parody video of a fake crisis center to give men options other than masturbation
"Sometimes self-love happens, and just because you do it alone doesn't mean you are alone."
"When you're going 5-against-1, you're not just rubbing one out, in fact you're rubbing out 70-300 million sperm. The actual seeds of life. Men must respect these potential lives."
This might actually be the most duncetastic thing I've ever seen.
I might need to brush up on my reproductive knowledge but, the last time I checked, it's "tadpole + egg = bun in the oven." So, the idea of some spilt seed being the equivalent of sucking a growing human from the womb with a Shop-Vac is bunk. The recipe is not complete.
Leftists will seemingly do anything to make abortion seem like its no big deal. "I mean, like guys commit murder by the millions after they see the Dallas cheerleaders. It's the same thing." No. Not even close.
Chalk this up as yet another failed piece of leftist propaganda. Attempting to guilt males into supporting abortion by making it seem as innocuous as masturbation. Also, trying to get us to foot the bill every time they get their infanticide on.
They aren't fooling us one bit.
Speaking of propaganda: