PARANOID MUCH? Kim Jong-Un Thinks CIA Tried to Kill Him...
Our favorite little North Korean dictator is ramping up his threat accusations against the USA. Little Kim is now saying the CIA and Trump are trying to assassinate him.
Can I just say, as a proud American, that if the USA had "tried" to off the little dictator, we probably would have? Or is that just too cocky and arrogant of me?
Little Kim has reason to be concerned, as we even posted a story about the Navy SEALs getting ready to lock and load against the little North Korean Dumpling. See RUMOR: Navy SEALs Who Dispatched Bin Laden Now Training for Kim Jong-un? Plus it's not as if Mike Pence hasn't thrown shade at the Norks, either. See BADASS: Mike Pence Fearlessly Stares Down North Korean Military. So while the GOP is doing its best to break campaign promises on Obamacare repeal and the border wall, one thing our current leadership has been doing successfully is ensuring Little Kim's undergarments are in a perpetually soiled state. I'll take my little victories where I can.
Thing is, Little Kim here shouldn't be making threats about bombing the USA. I doubt America would give much of a crap if he kept his missiles and bombs to himself, rather than firing them willy nilly into the Pacific. Sure, sure, they're as scary as an eleven year old belly flopping in the pool, but still. Don't threaten America with your weapons. Even if they're gloried bottle-rockets.