Being that tomorrow is Christmas, packages are being dropped off at doorsteps like crazy. Everybody loves seeing a delightful cardboard box on their step, full of material goods. But, there’s a problem. Some people like the sight of packages on other people’s steps so much, they can’t resist the urge to make them their own.
For one guy, the problem is more like an epidemic. But fear not, he had the PERFECT idea to deter them. Namely, a cardboard bait box booby-trapped with a shotgun blank. Yes, really.
He was even nice enough to record the whole thing for us.
Haha. This is perfect!
The threat of gunfire and explosions will stop a criminalizing dickweed in his/her/ze’s tracks. Adequate boomage is capable of sending Hoodie McGee tumbling out of the yard. Jessie-Lynn making a beeline for her Dodge Stratus. Tubby fleeing toward the safety of the nearest Arby’s.
The same concept goes for home invaders as well. When they think things are about to go boom in their general direction, suddenly their life isn’t worth making away with your property. Vacating the premises becomes priority numero uno. Like we’ve been saying, the things that go boom will win every time.
So consider yourselves warned, you light-fingered criminalizing asshats. The next time you try spreading your dickery about, the boom may find you, whether it’s a prank or not. As such, it’s probably best to keep your mitts off of other people’s property.