Do you ever watch a clip from The Onion and think “Oh my gawd this is real life”? Because sometimes reality gets so far out there, it cannot be parodied. I give you the entire “But transwomen are real women” meme. Anyhoodles, The Onion just released this hilarious gem, wherein a Pennsylvania steel worker laments about pulling the lever for Trump instead of Cankles, all after reading feminist literature.
I can’t wait for The Onion to run a video or a story about a male athlete who’s getting his clock cleaned by other male athletes, so he decides to wear a dress, call himself “Tina” then join the girls team with full societal acceptance. That’ll be a real hootenanny.
But back on point. It’s refreshing to see The Onion treat feminist theory, gender studies, and “intersectionality” with all the seriousness as Michael Moore views kale. No one picks up third wave feminist drivel and has new level of understanding. Well that might not be true. If one picks up feminist drivel for a bit of bed time reading, one can reach new level of understanding: of feminist toad warts who ooze their academic propaganda onto any and all unsuspecting victims. Who feel a strong urge to shower whenever they come in contact with feminist butt dimples. It’s normal. Swap out your soap for bleach.
Like Charles Krauthammer calling the Clintons the Presidents of Victimhood, what The Onion exposed was how the victim game no longer scores with the American people. We’re learning of, and aware of, their boo-hoo cry tactics. And if Americans can see the slight of hand, in which the hand gropes a breast a la Bill Clinton, the gig is pretty much up.
If you think I was exaggerating about feminists, no. Watch this. Then shower. Twice.
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