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HELL YES! Trump Pulls USA Out of Paris Climate Agreement. Liberals MELT DOWN!
We heard it was coming (see Donald Trump to Pull USA Out of Awful Paris Climate Accord). Just when you think the news is slow and shitty, Trump goes and obliterates liberal safe spaces with seventeen thousand bajillan tomahawk missiles... and officially pulls out of the Paris Climate Agreement. Like, with a Rose Garden speech and everything.
The left is stockpiling on diapers, as they're soiling all the ones they own...
HuffPo right now: "TRUMP TO PLANET: DROP DEAD" https://t.co/q2pSyy805h— Oliver Darcy (@Oliver Darcy) 1496345867.0
THE AGREEMENT QUITE LITERALLY IMPOSES NOTHING!!!— Chris Hayes (@Chris Hayes) 1496345897.0
If you can square those two tweets with each other, you're a better dame than I.
Here are the two clips that are getting the left extra stabby...
Donald Trump announces that the US will withdraw from the Paris climate agreement, but will seek to rejoin under ne… https://t.co/8oZ9FdDgKk— SkyNews (@SkyNews) 1496346022.0
BBCWorld: Paris climate accord is "very unfair" to United States, says President Donald Trump … https://t.co/Hiwxj1GLLA— 𝓔𝓷𝓰𝓻 𝓐𝓫𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓱𝓲 𝓑𝓮𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 (@𝓔𝓷𝓰𝓻 𝓐𝓫𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓱𝓲 𝓑𝓮𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸) 1496346927.0
So he is going to pull out of the deal... then renegotiate one which better serves the United States: i.e. a deal which doesn't tell the USA to bend over and take it without lube or dinner first. In other words, Trump told the rest of the globalist mobsters where they can go after they die. Hint: there's fire. Also hint: our planet isn't on fire.
Of course what is on fire are all liberals everywhere. Specifically their smug faces. Behold, the glory of it. Warm thyselves. Grab marshmallows.
@SooperMexican @EWErickson @realDonaldTrump Great, laugh all you want while the rest of the world gets four years f… https://t.co/jjaDumcIix— Brady 🤦♂️ (@Brady 🤦♂️) 1496348418.0
If somebody drives drunk, we arrest him. If he drives national policy recklessly, threatening our planet, we just call him "Mr.President."— Nicholas Kristof (@Nicholas Kristof) 1496346584.0
Dear planet, we're sorry. Please just hang on for three and a half more years and we'll fix this. We promise.— Chris Murphy (@Chris Murphy) 1496344613.0
.@realdonaldtrump's withdrawal from #ParisAccord is an abdication of American leadership. Rejection of both science & economic opportunity.— Ernest Moniz (@Ernest Moniz) 1496344909.0
Things I don't give a fuck about: Kathy Griffin Things I do give a fuck about: my kids being able to breathe clean air #Parisclimateaccord— Ike Barinholtz (@Ike Barinholtz) 1496250666.0
I mean their faces are practically melting as if they watched the Ark of the Covenant being opened. I think some of them really do believe the world is going to end. But remember, they love science.
But no, Earth isn't over. The Paris Climate Accord is total crap. Why should the USA, or any other nation, be beholden to an unelected group of globalist bureaucrats who hate us? There's no good reason. Trump gets it. And for that he deserves a solid round of applause. The real kind, not the sarcastic GIF kind.
Trump has been a mixed bag. But this? 100 percent awesome.