Don’t know about you, but this lady right here changed my mind. I’m not sure if it was the high-pitched squeaky voice appropriated from an animated mouse, or that her shorts are eating her torso one straining waistline seam at a time. But dang it if this lady isn’t the mascot of the RESIST movement, with her gnarled pointy finger and comedic calls for impeachment.
Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y Oh this you have to see!
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree, M-I-C-K-E-Y This lady is crazy!
Now, in fairness, it’s not Mickey’s fault that frowsy here escaped the vault at the launch of Disney+. For every baby Yoda thing, there has to be an Emperor Palpatine with questionable choices in bottom wear shaking her fist at the rebel scum. After all, someone has to be out there representing Cruella De Vil and calling for impeaching the spotted Trump rogue. I just wish Disney World would do a better job corralling its crazy geriatric animatronics.
I actually don’t know if this frumpy trouser madam is from Florida. I just assume all the olds flock down to warmer temperatures this time of year, to keep their limbs, joints and noodles from freezing in the
winter polar vortex. Though in the Evil Stepmother’s defense, I think her heart was always frozen. She just couldn’t throw a glass slipper at some innocent blonde woman to calm her rage.
Stay wary out there, Trumpers. You never know when you may be accosted by She Who Laces All Her Potions with Helium. But if you do… get that crap on video and tweet me.