Sometimes, it pays to have Twitter. Like when you wake up one morning, make a pot of coffee, and see that #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks is a thing. Because really, who doesn't like dunking on Breadline Barbie? AOC makes it so easy (see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s the ‘Boss’ on Fighting Climate Change and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Proves her Economic Illiteracy With Amazon/Pizza Comparison). Twitter users are mocking AOC's stupidity by reimagining classic children's books with the AOC spin. They're hysterical.

Here are a few favorites:

In which so much flatulence escapes into the atmosphere.

A Jew is a Jew no matter how small.

It's not fair if you have more than one fish.

She was an irresponsible mommy and she's going on my list. Read Ocasio-Cortez to Colleagues: Vote Against Me and You Go on My List.

This is fun. Let's play:

"Where the Batshit Crazy Things Are"

"The Taking Tree"

"Alexandria and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Green New Deal"

"Make Way for Ducklings (Across the Border)"

"Green Eggs and Cow Farts"

"Frog and Toad Can Be Whatever the Like"

"Mary Had a Red Dress, She's Trans"

"How the Grinch Was Just a Socialist"

Now it's your turn! Chime in below...

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