Top 10 Obama Netflix Parody Show Titles
The talk of the Twittersphere at the moment, besides the giant clusterfu*k in Santa Fe, is the new deal the Obamas just inked for multiple Netflix shows. Yes, you heard me right. Barry and Michelle are heading to your home streaming screens:
Barack and Michelle Obama will work both in front of and behind the camera in a multi-year production deal with Netflix.
The unique pact was announced on Monday. The first content from the Obamas will appear in 2019 at the earliest, according to a person involved in the deal.
Netflix did not specify a timeline. But the company's announcement of the deal said "the Obamas will produce a diverse mix of content, including the potential for scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features."
Don't know about you, but I'm having trouble containing my excitement. Just think of the possibilities. Or read what we have in mind.
If they need help with ideas, we're happy to share our ten proposals:
You Didn't Grill That! It's "Cake Boss" meets "You've Got Talent!" A competitive talk show where contestants work like slaves to make the perfect dish. Plot twist: Obamas swoop in at the last minute to take the credit.
Marine Corpse. Blare horn this, World War-Z! A zombie-filled horror masterpiece starring B-Rock himself as a war-weary colonel facing off against a battalion of zombified Marine Corpse-men after a Russian chemical attack. Did Hillary hit the reset button? FIND OUT.
Fast 'N Furious 9: Gunnin' It. Buckle up, Bible-clingers. Barry takes over as Dominic Toretto, under the name Vin BioDiesel. A little on the nose, but what can you expect from the famous redistributor. Barack leads a multi-ethnic posse of electric car enthusiasts on a speed-limit-abiding thrill ride to steal back the guns given to Mexican drug lords by the exiled partner, "Eric Holdup."
Barry's Buntime Burnout. Hurt so good. This expansive exercise series promises to shred your body into a lean, mean, TelePrompter-reading machine. Ten minutes with the ten-pound weights in each episode will get you the glutes you've always dreamed of. Move over Giselle!
EEEEWWW!!! Michelle Obama hosts this fun-filled throwback to the infamous '90s Nickelodeon game show. Kids compete to see who can best stomach Obama-friendly school lunches. Can your child handle it?
Beer Summit with BarOm. Join Obama as he shoots the breeze, sips the obscurest of craft beers, and hobnobs with hip celebrities. Barry's a normal guy just like you. This is not the elitst douchenozzle you're looking for.
Free Throw Frenzy. Lucky kids join Obama for a free throw competition every Friday. The same Barack Obama who gave up a promising NBA career to save the world with hope and change. Right after opening his new line of jeans.
Joe Biden Says the Darnedest Things. Join the Obamas and Crazy Joe in this rip-roaringly hilarious reality series. Biden tells men in wheelchairs to stand up. Talks of televisions existing in 1929. Claims to have known multiple presidents "intimately." And our favorite, the best method of home defense is to fire a double barrel shotgun in the air. Twice! You never know what he'll say next!
Constitutional Corner. Take a seat with constitutional professor Obama outside a barbershop in inner-city Chicago, as lectures on the ins and outs of the U.S. Constitution. The Second Amendment is a typo. Spying on people without warrants is a-okay. And if you like your Constitution, you can keep your Constitution.
Across America. Join the entire Obama family as they board an RV to explore everything the 57 states have to offer. Going where no man has gone before.
Can't wait to see what the Obamas have in store.
~Co-written by Corey Stallings and Courtney Kirchoff