Norm Macdonald Sums Up the Anti-Trump Movement in Two Tweets
Norm Macdonald looked like he couldn't sleep last night after the Los Angeles Dodgers choked (don't @ me), because he was up late on Twitter pontificating. Two of his tweets, perfectly sum up the whole anti-Trump movement. Or, more like the anti-Trump BOWEL movement.
Folks, these are the jokes.
One of the many distressing things about the Trump Presidency is that people feel simply disagreeing with everything he says is a worldview.— Norm Macdonald (@Norm Macdonald)1509612174.0
Hard to argue. If I say, for example, I disagree with Trump's incessant tweeting, a MAGA bro will scream "HE'S FIGHTING THE SYSTEM!"
To be fair, there is a bit of a worldview brewing. Democrats want to bankrupt the country with medicare for all. The new scheme is to end right-to-work. Culturally, the left is swan diving the nation into a pit of cess. Disagree with the left, and suddenly you're a hateful bigot. Go sleep with your sister.
But most of the leftists who are burning Trump in effigy don't actually know a single issue (see BUSTED: College Students Love Trump’s Tax Plan. When they Think it’s Bernie’s and College Students Hate Trump’s First 100 Days. Except They’re Really Obama’s). Leftists believe Trump's a racist sexist who hates all the gays. If you disagree, YOU'RE a racist sexist who hates all the gays. Science.
If Trump is bad and you disagree loudly with him, it does not make me think you are good.— Norm Macdonald (@Norm Macdonald)1509612238.0
Is Eminem good? Linda Sarsour? What about the other anti-American criminals who organized the Women's March? Trump has a 56% disapproval rating (RCP average. Spare me the "that's fake news" jive). There are a lot of people who aren't thrilled with the current president. An opposition party could appeal to that 56%. If it didn't have the spinal integrity of a dung-eating slug.
Instead, the MAGA enthusiasts remind America why they voted for Trump: to spite the left.