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Nigel Farage THROWS DOWN, Calls Leftist EU 'Mafia Gangsters'

Courtney Kirchoff
April 05, 2017

Nigel Farage wakes up each morning with no need for self-pitying aspirations recited before a tall floor mirror. He simply speaks his mind and calls the EU a bunch of mafia gangsters, then dines on a cocktail of shattered leftist dreams and elitist tears. Raising his self-esteem, and that of every living being on planet Earth who values truth and revels in the destruction of bull sh!t, to level ten, grade-A awesome.

Behold, your daily jolt of shizzleness:

“The response to the triggering of Article 50 has been all too predictable. Already you’ve made a series of demands that are not just unreasonable but in some cases clearly impossible for Britain to comply with.

"You began by telling us we have to pay a bill – a cool 52bn sterling – a figure that has clearly been plucked out of the air, effectively a form of ransom demand…. You should be making us an offer we can’t refuse to go.”

The top five reasons I heart emoji Nigel Farage:

  1. He delights in nettling the elitist EU.
  2. He loves his country more than he loves an unelected, power-hungry bureaucracy that makes laws for other countries willy nilly, yet doesn't live with the consequences of said laws.
  3. British accent.
  4. When an elitist mafia member got his wittle feewings huwt, Nigel doubled down. Called the EU "gangsters" instead. *fist bump*
  5. His continual shredding of political correctness at every opportunity makes me feel like a unicorn frolicking in a field of chocolate peanut butter cups.

Now, as Americans, we understand the need for a country to govern itself, not to take orders from a foreign, unelected conglomeration of European snot weasels who live each day to the fullest level of virtue signaling Care Bear Stares. A conglomeration, as already stated, which writes laws, decrees, and orders with zero thoughts about the consequences of those cares. See also the Muslim migration which has led to massive rape, violence, and terrorism.

Brexit was a long time coming, even if America did it first. The United Kingdom seeking its own governance, flipping the polished, possibly white-gloved finger to the EU, is a major threat to the EU. If a country like the United Kingdom thrives without the EU, what kind of doom does that spell for their ritzy little realm of mafia thugs?

This isn't the first time Nigel has thrown down...

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