Self-awareness. If only it came in a green-recycled box from Whole Foods. Today The New York Times submitted this little number in an effort to reign champion supreme for who could have the dumbest thing to say on Twitter:

Yes, that New York Times asked for tips in effort to root out fake news.

We have some advice:

We weren't the only ones to offer tips:

Liberal bias in media is obvious to those who aren't liberals. But to those on the inside media, where everyone thinks and feels the same about everything, there is no bias. Otherwise The New York Times never would've enlisted its fattest intern to type out this tweet using only his butt cheeks.

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