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Serious Trend: Trans-Species. Woman claims She Was Born a Cat…

Brodigan  Wednesday January 27 2016

I remember the olden days when one could simply laugh at insanity and mock it with great vigor. But in this new world where men are called brave for claiming they’re actually women, while others can claim that they are a six year old girl and get adopted by another family, this girl who claims she was really born a cat is well, just par for the course.

I’m Nano, 20 years old. I have been a cat all my life. I realized I was a cat when I was sixteen when doctors and psychologists found out what was the “thing” with me. Under my birth was a genetic defect.

Calling this broad a “crazy cat lady” would be an affront to all decent “crazy cat ladies.” The worst part? This psychopath was interviewed by a legitimate reporter and appears to be taken seriously.

Sometimes I hiss when meeting dogs on the street. It’s because of their behavior and my instinct automatically reacts by hissing.”

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I hate water. Water is like you get the instinct to wash yourself in the face and stuff.

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It’s also obvious I’m a cat when I start purring and meowing.

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You know, you’d think the worst part of my job is dealing with human tragedy. The shootings, the abortion the general morbidity that surrounds a 2016 news cycle. Those are bad, don’t get me wrong. But stories like this are faaaarrrrrrrrr more frustrating. It’s petty, I know. I’m a horrible person.

Why? Because I can already see the comments section now. “Well this is just absurd!”  “No one’s going to take this seriously!”

Only it will be immediately followed with, “Well, rather than mock them, why don’t you try and understand them?”  “Let people live however they want! Not cool, bro!”

The truth, is that the only reason this seems absurd today is because it isn’t quite mainstream yet. You know what seemed absurd a mere four years ago? A man winning “Woman of the Year.” But here we are. Progressivism all but ensures that this trend will be taken seriously. Why? Because progressivism disregarded science, humanity and reality a long time ago, replacing it instead with feelings and delusion. If somebody “feels” like a cat, there can be no valid leftist argument against it. There can’t. It doesn’t matter that one can’t scientifically change their species. It can’t matter. Because the left has already disregarded the blatant fact that one can not scientifically change their sex. It has never, and can not, be done. Period.

So a few years down the line, when this is all considered “normal” and everyone is asking how we strayed so far off the beam, just remember, I told you so.

Here’s a video of a 52year old tranny who claims to be a 6year old girl. Yes, he’s already taken seriously.

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Comments
  1. Michelle January 27, 2016 at 10:36 am

    Did anyone tell her that cats don’t wear makeup?or have opposable thumbs to apply said makeup?

    No. They didn’t. Jerks.

    • Robert Sweeney January 27, 2016 at 12:19 pm

      Or live to 20 years.

      • KrazyKatLady January 27, 2016 at 2:19 pm

        My siamese cat lived to 20… but she was a REAL cat.

    • Liz January 29, 2016 at 12:34 am

      I have two cats (real cats). I have yet to see my cats get up in the morning and put makeup on and rings in their noses. They don’t wear jewelry (unless they go through mine when I’m out). Nor do they put their ears in pigtails. They don’t wear dresses and boots. (Again, maybe when I’m not home….?) I am going out on a limb here and going to assume that she occasionally takes a shower and doesn’t lick herself clean, just the visual of that makes me cringe. Closing with that I guess this post could tie in “somehow” (although I don’t know how) with the transgender 6 yr old little girl/boy/man/woman or perhaps dog….hisssssssssssss

    • Gary Speedy January 30, 2016 at 3:08 am

      ok did anyone tell her that cats don’t talk English or even answer questions in English yeah she’s the wrong species alright but a cat she is not.I feel sorry for her I believe that she is sick you know she’s in La La land

  2. Джакоб January 27, 2016 at 10:47 am

    I love the inclusion of Bubbles in this.

    • Jesse Meier January 28, 2016 at 11:49 am

      I literally died with the Bubbles GIF’s….

  3. In Credulous January 27, 2016 at 10:50 am

    Here’s hoping she had herself neutered.

    • Jonathan January 27, 2016 at 11:15 am

      @In Credulous, but what if her fondest dream is to marry a nice boy-cat and have lots of kittens? Who are WE to say that it’s completely insane and she should be committed to mental institution immediately?

    • T January 27, 2016 at 4:48 pm

      I think you meant spayed, not neutered.

    • Ed January 31, 2016 at 10:29 pm

      The correct term for her would be spayed.

  4. Lauren January 27, 2016 at 10:59 am

    That video about the woman who thinks she’s a cat is listed as “comedy” on YouTube, so I’m not sure it’s real.

    But there are people who actually think they’re animals (and some who think they’re plants and other equally ridiculous things). They call themselves “otherkin”. https://youtu.be/komph9TxTbI

    Your point still stands that there are actually people in the world who believe they are something that they physically (biologically) cannot be and we are forced to accept them (by progressives) or be labelled a bigot. The only way to see how slippery the slope really is, is by looking back to see where we’ve come from. If we can remember being surprised by Caitlyn Jenner and now we’re surprised by Stephonknee (or however he spells it), I can only imagine how far it’s going to go in the future. I worry about my children. I worry about sending them to public school knowing they will be exposed to this so early that they run the risk of falling into this “otherkin” trap. Where does it end?

  5. Captiosus Anda January 27, 2016 at 11:18 am

    Oh, Norway .. same place where the government took away a Christian family’s kids because they were singing Christian songs and deemed it as being “dangerous indoctrination” ( http://www.christianpost.com/news/norway-bodnariu-family-five-christian-kids-children-seized-barnevernet-government-over-spankings-155862/) but allowed this insanity to continue, deeming this normal (including by psychiatrists)

  6. Byrdie January 27, 2016 at 11:40 am

    REALLY?……..My brain hurts after watching this bullshit.

  7. Katie Infalls January 27, 2016 at 11:51 am

    At least we won’t have to worry about building a transpecies cat box!

  8. Me January 27, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Soon she will want to marry a cat and those that oppose will be called all kinds of vile names by the nuts that support this……because it makes her happy !!

  9. Pelle January 27, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    Sorry Steven. This is a comedy show. I am from Sweden and part norwegian so I understand the language.

  10. Robert S Moulds January 27, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    The young lady just took cosplaying, comics and furbies too seriously. It is harmless she is not going to brain wash anyone nor create a army of killer kittens. Wonder what she looked like if she dressed as Josie and the pussy cats wearing printed body suit and matching ballet shoes or heels. She could be the next Melody if she know how to play drum or Josie at comic cons even earn a good living. So don’t be so hard on the pussy cat Steven though my dog could give her a good barking.

  11. Rick January 27, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Can I suggest that all the thugs, crazy folks and a few others (politicians from both parties) be steamrolled and thrown in a giant pit then set on fire. Think of all the money saved in prisons and handouts cause so many can’t seem to work for a living.

  12. Kara January 27, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    She lacks true commitment anyway.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking_Cat

  13. joshua January 27, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    I distinctly heard her say something about dropping acid.

  14. Daniel Eldredge January 27, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    I called this the moment you started talking about transgenderism.

  15. Rick Carroll January 27, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Who pays for this incredibly innane adult’s existence? Can they please stop?

  16. Dwight Equitz January 27, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    I would pay good money to have someone pop down to a pet store, buy a mouse, and offer it to her for a snack.

  17. Socrates January 27, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Yep…crazy is as crazy does.

  18. Gforce January 27, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    I’m sure her parents are so puuuurrrrrr-oud of her.

  19. Jobe Olson January 27, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Steven I love you.. Totally NOT gay. inserting bubbles was the perfect choice

  20. Marc January 27, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    I didn’t even read this time. I just relishing the fact that I was not waiting in vain when I was hypothesizing and joking about this months ago. It is here. It will soon be a right. And I will soon be a shark.

  21. John January 27, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    I think when guys talk about some tail , they weren’t thinking of her or it …She may think she’s the cat’s meow but I sure don’t ….As long as she isn’t hurting anyone , who cares what she does …Stop pussyfooting around and let it be …lol

  22. Ricknick January 27, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Biggest pussy I have ever seen!

  23. Ichabod America January 27, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    So, you were born a cat, were you?
    So tell me crazy cat lady, do you chase birds? DO you eat cat-food? Do you chase, catch and eat mice?
    If not, then you are NOT a cat!
    Cats do not necessarily hate water or dogs, ask anybody who owns both.
    You are just plain nuts, looking for attention. You need to be committed to a psychiatric hospital and given a serious regime of psychotropic medications.
    GET PROFESSIONAL HELP!

  24. 5WarVeteran January 27, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Really makes you wonder. As well as understand why civilization is collapsing.

  25. Kai January 27, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    1) Cats don’t hate water. Go look on YouTube, cats want water on THEIR terms. If it’s freely on their terms, tbey’ll play in it as much as they want.
    2) Cats don’t wear makeup.
    3) Cats don’t wear clothes.
    4) Does she go in a litterbox, or stand on the toilet when pooping? If she doesn’t lick her butt, she’s not a cat.
    5) If she “hates water,” how does she bathe? She can’t possibly lick herself all over–especially since the human tongue isn’t equipped to clean ourselves.
    6) If she doesn’t hunt and eat mice and birds–uncooked–she’s not a cat. She’d also better chase after random beetles and chow down. And eat random grass. And occasionally eat her own vomit.
    7) If she doesn’t sleep 18 hours a day, she’s not a cat.

    Listen, guys. You can say that a person might be born with the wrong gender, mentally, and you MIGHT have SOME scientific ground to stand on.
    …But…another species? Monkey, you might have the tiniest, ti~niest ground you can stand on. Ape? Slightly more, but it would still be a big fat no (because millions and millions of years are enough for that kind of thing to get chocked right out of our psychological remnants). But, a cat? A cat? No, you aren’t a cat. You are mentally disturbed, might as well think yourself a toaster, or platypus. It’s OKAY to be crazy, it’s NOT okay to INDULGE in crazy. If you are crazy, you should be seeking help, or being taken care of in a home where they try to help you. Not indulging in it. I’m not about to stick my piece of bread betwixt a person’s buttocks because they think they are a toaster. I’m not going to adopt a man because they think they’re a dog. Why? Because I care about them, as human beings, and would want to find them help.
    Whyyyy is no one trying to help this woman.

    (She’s probably not even crazy; a person who truly thought they were a cat, or should be a cat, would cease using human speech. She’s just a furry that wants attention, that’s all. Who knows what she does with those stuffed animals…she’s probably a plushie, too.)

    • Gail February 1, 2016 at 6:36 am

      Lmbo…stick a piece a bread between the buttocks because someone thinks they are a toaster? You are a very intelligent person..you thought this through…without having met you I like your thought process

  26. Kelsey January 27, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Remember when women just took off their cloths and spin around polls to get attention? Life was simpler back then.

  27. Mo January 27, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    I’m hoping this is a joke. But even if this one is, there are people who claim to be animals, and even mythical creatures.

    Look ’em up on YouTube if you don’t believe me. (And if you dare!)

  28. jessica January 28, 2016 at 12:26 am

    I get where you’re coming from with this and my comment is not designed to agree or disagree with you on the topic but comes more as a nudge to consider a secondary issue here – the power of journalism to create a “thing” and give it space to dwell in our social conscious. This story is a great example of how taking time to contact, interview, write, and publish an article about such a topic might say more about the state of journalism and how it caters to and influences the content of contemporary thought than it does about the unfortunate people who are the topics of said actions. I read your article wondering, not so much what is going on in the mind of this cat-person, and more, what drives writers to dig up the bizarre and cast it into the limelight as fodder for our entertainment enslaved minds?
    As I was contemplating this, I thought, this is not a new phenomenon. Throughout history, even ancient history, selling a “show” to those who are buying entertainment was a thing. Sometimes it was served up tame like what wandering circuses brought to town, other times it was horrific when provided by the jaws of beasts in Roman arenas.
    So, today we’ve “progressed” to a virtual display of said entertainment where the menagerie director no longer stands on stage with grandiose overtures and sits, instead, in front of a laptop and publishes “reports” and “news” that appear more refined, legitimate, and socially “relevant.”
    So, I’m thinking, besides addressing the issue of our races’ morbid curiosity with the abnormal behaviors and conditions of those around us we should also be examining those who go to great lengths to unearth and propagate these for the sake god knows what…..

  29. Glo January 28, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Cats do not ‘talk to each other’ by meowing. I have had cats all my life and they never meow at each other, only to me. Cats communicate to humans by meowing. I’ve only seen them hiss at each other when they are mad. They communicate with each other without sound.

  30. turnkit January 28, 2016 at 2:47 am

    It’s time for the U.S. Olympics Committee to allow cheetahs in as men in the 100 meter dash.

    Anything else is species-phobic!

  31. darkhorse January 28, 2016 at 5:23 am

    Prob she will be in the guinness book of world records for the longest life span for a cat.

  32. Victor January 28, 2016 at 8:15 am

    I remember a time if you believed you where Napoleon or if you believed you where the King of England you where locked up in an insane isiulum. What happened to those days?

  33. Rattle January 28, 2016 at 11:12 am

    GREAT! Now we will have a full row of: Mens bathroom, Women’s bathroom, Uni-sex bathroom, Litter Box……. Gonna have to build a whole new annex just to take a piss.

  34. Marie January 29, 2016 at 8:18 am

    Cats don’t pay rent. Who’s paying hers? Does she have a job/source of income? Cats don’t have those either.

  35. RageHard84 January 29, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    Let people live however they want? What if I want to live in your house for free?

  36. Gary Speedy January 30, 2016 at 3:10 am

    ok did anyone tell her that cats don’t talk English or even answer questions in English yeah she’s the wrong species alright but a cat she is not.I feel sorry for her I believe that she is sick you know she’s in La La land

  37. Rena January 30, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Well then I guess I’m a cat too. I hate water unless I put my self in it. I can meow purr hiss and chase a laser light. I love my hair being played with or petted. I can catch big birds like ducks and geese with my bare hands. Ive always wished to have cat ears on the top of my head an not the side. I’ve always wanted to be a cat, a wolf or have wings I can fly with.

    I have no birth defect I can do all she does but maybe sleep in the sink. She must have a huge one lol. I am not a cat I am a human so is she and she just needs to get over the fact that she’s a cat. Cosplay is cool and all but thinking you are something you’re not is not good for you in the long run.
    When she moewed to her friend the reporter should have pulled him to the side asked what she said then had the girl translate it to see if they match up.
    In the end you were born human defect and all now at like one just like the rest of the crazies in the world.

  38. GEG January 31, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    This is what happens when you close all the insane asylums and release the nuts into the general populous. Yes the Asylums had some horrible practices but instead of closing them all perhaps we should of just reformed them?

  39. Tokyo Tengu January 31, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Sex change may eventually be possible if you take into consideration advances in brain transplants and cloning. Of course, there are strong ethical reasons against both, but when has that ever stopped people from doing things?

    Robert A. Heinlein explored both concepts in “I shall fear no Evil” and “Time Enough for Love”. I am sure other authors have taken a whack at the ideas as well.

  40. dennis bullard February 1, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    HOROSCOPE: Today you will have a romance with a TOM

  41. Piedmont Jim February 2, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    I want to see her catch and eat a live rat.

  42. Picachu April 6, 2016 at 1:10 am

    Just because she has a vagina doesn’t make her a py$$y. I’m a Pokemon. It about as real as being transgender though.

  43. Tim April 6, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    I just want to know if she licks her own ass??

  44. wvhillbilly May 27, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    This has to be some form of insanity!

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