Your eyes probably get glassy when you hear the word “impeachment.” We get you, fam. But you’re going to enjoy this new GOP ad. Democrats basically have two key problems when it comes to this latest installment of The Chronicles of Orange Man BAD. The first is the rambling nature without a clear point or crime committed (see Top Five Things More Interesting than the Impeachment Hearings and POLL: The Democrat Impeachment Inquiry has LOST Independent Voters). The other is that Democrats haven’t hidden that, ever since he was elected, they wanted Trump impeached. What’s going on in DC right now is just the latest attempt.
This new GOP ad uses the Democrats own words against them to make that point. It is sweeter and more satisfying than a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
“This is about preventing a potentially disastrous outcome from occuring next year.”
“I am not running for anything except the impeachment of Trump.”
“If we don’t impeach this president, he will get reelected.”
The funniest part? How pathetic is the entire Democrat Party that they think the only way to defeat President Racist McTwitter is to impeach him? Because if it comes down to allowing the people to vote, they’ve got nothing. Worse than nothing. Because a winning message for Democrats would mean having to talk to people who don’t agree with them on anything. Even worse, it means Democrats leaving New York and California to even be in those people’s company for longer than it takes to down a Cosmopolitan.
Though in fairness, if you, a voter, had to speak with Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Eric Swalwell for longer than three minutes, you’d need more than a few Cosmopolitans, martinis, gin and tonics, and an industrial gas mask. Sometimes a scented candle just will not do.
Instead, the Democrat master plan for 2020 is to have Trump booted from office. Then spend a year attacking Mike Pence for being a Christian who only dines with his wife and hasn’t been accused of groping boobs, slapping butts, or rape. So, you know… good luck with that.