WATCH: 'C is for Clinton' Ad Hits Hillary For Collection of Scandals
When you can attack Hillary Clinton and do it in a campy way, we're all winners. A new SuperPAC ad (and website) was launched today in honor of Madam Cankles herself. I give you "C is for Clinton." You're welcome.
C is for Clinton whose campaign is sliding.
And C’s for the classified emails she’s hiding.
C’s for concussion, a bump in December.
And C is for can’t, as in “I can’t remember”.
C is for closet where servers were hid.
And C is for cough that’s affecting her bid.
C is for cash as in “pay to play.”
Don’t you ‘C’ she is lying in so many ways.
"C" is for...
The TV spot was paid for by Reform America Fund. I have to give it points for rhyming. I know there are some people out there who hate rhyming (they were all in my college English classes), but I personally love it when done to mock Screechy McScreecherson. It's also a nice hit on Pantsuit by harkening back to her "alleged" misremembering of what "C" stands for on official documentation. Confidential. It stood for "confidential." As in, something not to be shared. Idiot.
Of course Hillary knew what "C" stood for. She was lying. As she does. Sure, I'll put an ALLEGEDLY on this claim. Why not?
It really is remarkable how many C-words can be associated with Hillary Clinton.
What? I mean like CLASSIFIED as in Even Liberal MSNBC: ‘Hillary Should Lose Classified Status…’ and CRIMINAL as in Surprise! New Hillary Emails Reveal Blatant Criminal Activity. You know, c words like that. What did you think I meant? Oh, "Cankles"? Sure. But that's an affectionate pet name for her. Like "Cutie" or "Cut throat crap weasel." Love. Aaaaaaallllllll said with love.
I wouldn't call it the best anti-Hillary video to come out this week, but it's a strong contender for second place. What do you think? Do you have anymore rhymes? Keep them clean. But it's okay if they're mean. I frankly don't give a hill of beans.
Speaking of Hillary...