Don't you just hate it when you have a great insult at the ready, nay just an insult, only for your brain to go all Nancy Pelosi on you? That's what happened to Nancy Pelosi. She gave an interview for POLITICO Playbook, and wanted to drop an insult on Trump, when her brain fumbled its own thoughts mid-pass.

"Whatever the title is of that association."

Ten points to whoever can translate the rest of the jibber jabber as Pelositron went all Beto hands after her brain dropped the ball, only to be recovered by the other team.

I bet you didn't ever expect to see football analogies with Nancy Pelosi. I do it all for you, the people.

Sadly, Nancy usually has a problem keeping all her players on the right side, that's when she's got all eleven playing. Most of the time it's four weedy lineman making fart noises at the quarterback. I kid, I kid. I don't think Nancy is actually that stupid. She just comes off sounding that stupid. It's just a line without a clear distinction. I'm willing to cross it so long as Democrats keep offering her and AOC as intellectual titans.

Now for donuts:

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