It's cute the way Nancy Pelosi thinks she's still in control of the Democrat Party (see Nancy Pelosi Says Democrat Party Doesn't Endorse Socialism and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s the ‘Boss’. She's not, but it's sweet that she thinks she is. Granny Nan tries ever so hard to convince people her party supports moderates and opposing viewpoints. While the real intellectual leaders of the Democrats -- AOC, Ilhan Omar, Kamala Harris etc. -- want to eliminate air travel and re-litigate 9/11. Then there's Cory Booker. But we'll discuss that boofmeister later.

To elevate herself once more, the greatest Democrat leader who has ever lived is forced to take passive-aggressive shots at her new bosses, like this:

This glass of water would win with a "D" next to its name.

Now all we need to make this just like high school is for Alexandria to tweet a note to Ilhan about Stretch Face Pelosi "Saying it to my face!" Let's meet behind the bleachers after Chemistry.

I love the "bless your heart" element, too. "We all adore AOC, but this inanimate object could have won." Though in Pelosi's defense, anytime Ocasio-Cortez speaks she sounds about as bright as an inanimate object. I just want to give her a coloring book and crayons. See what she can create for us. Which is probably why Ocasio-Cortez connects so much with people who get their news from Seth Myers and BuzzFeed listicles. Birds of a feather play blocks together.

I'd almost feel bad for Nancy Pelosi. If she had a soul. Or even a smidgen of moral integrity. Alas.

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