This clip is why we call Nancy Pelosi the greatest Democrat leader who has ever lived. This week was one of stellar economic news. In case you didn't hear or read about it, check out For the First Time, There are More Job OPENINGS Than Unemployed People or #FightFor15? McDonalds to Add Self-Serve Kiosks, Phase Out People. That last one may not seem "great" to some, but it's great for smarty-pants engineers and developers who didn't put themselves through school by whining.

Supply and demand. More jobs than applicants mean employers will compete for employees. That's important context to keep in mind while listening to Pelosi make sounds with her face hole. Bless her and the mentally challenged individual who last updated her software.

You may need to watch that clip again to really enjoy the dumb. Marinate in it for a second. If someone could autotune and send to us, we'd send you a happy emoji in response.

Ah, so now the unemployment rate is historically low under a Republican president, the unemployment rate is a pile of bananas on Chris Cuomo's desk. Chris just calls that "Tuesday." Good to know, we'll remember how little unemployment rates matter to Democrats when the talking point fits them like a strapon.

And I was of the impression the extra money people were getting in their paychecks were but "crumbs" to Pelosi v7.12. Now having more job options is "hip hip hooray" said sarcastically by the Democrat's most esteemed mascot. Her spirit animal is a slug. Doused with salt.

There's a reason Frank Luntz says the best thing Republicans can do is let Pelosi keep talking. I'd add she needs a megaphone. Maybe a body cam so we're sure to snag every nugget of stupid which flies out of her mouth like rage spittle.

Pelosi thinks her strategy of bitching about people now needing more money via a bigger paycheck is solid. Well fine, let's run with it. What's an instant way to make people's takehome pay bigger? Hint: they needn't get another job, a promotion, or lift a solitary finger. Second hit: FICA. Third hint: Democrats want to raise it. Fourth hint: it rhymes with FAXES.

Now we just need a Republican to pick up the line, demand Pelosi and her fellow Democrats give Americans an instantly bigger paycheck: by slicing their federal income taxes. Ted Cruz would be perfect, but Trump can take this one too. JUST IDEAS!

Greatest. Democrat. Leader. EVAH!

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