BUSTED: Nancy Pelosi Caught Telling Politician to Pander
We usually don't bother with Nancy Pelosi because, well...we like a challenge. But when she's caught teaching someone how to pander, we have to slap her around for a bit. Call us sadists, we're okay with it. It's not exactly new territory for us (see Nancy Pelosi Believes Government Invented the iPhone and Nancy Pelosi Informed that Planned Parenthood Videos Weren’t Doctored). But making jokes about Nancy Pelosi is the equivalent of making jokes about the kid who has to wear a helmet to school. It's still funny... but let someone else do it.
But this video of Nancy Pelosi coaching Rep. Andre Carson in the proper pandering techniques? We have to hit this one.
I mean, really? It's not like Rep. Carson wouldn't remember that himself. But Nancy Pelosi just can't help herself. Shameless pandering and tired talking points are all she knows. Well that and she needs an adult to open a bottle of aspirin. Lining up the arrows. Iz challenging.
"Tell 'em you're a Muslim. Don't forget you're a Muslim. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALLAH, SAY YOU'RE A FREAKIN' MUSLIM!" It'll win over the leftist Care Bears who want to support someone from a group they believe is marginalized. When really they just have a penchant for blowing sh!t up.
So as it turns out, Special Needs Nancy does know a thing or two about politics. Like how to manipulate her gullible voters. Pretty soon she'll move onto stacking blocks.
It must be a California thing.
