As of the publication of this post, the GOP memo hasn’t yet been released. Which limits us to just speculate over its contents as it relates to Barack Obama instructing his FBI to snoop in Trump’s underwear drawers. But based on Nancy Pelosi’s interview with Chris Cuomo, the GOP Memo likely reads like the secret memoirs of a porn star. Watch this interview and tell me if you can see the smoke pouring out of Nancy Pelosi’s eyes and wherever.
Cuomo: “They say they don’t want the DOJ to look at it because they are part of their concerns about how things were done during the campaign.”
Pelosi: “The DOJ is only one part of the intelligence community the intelligence community is vast. It’s the CIA, DNI, national defense. Everybody has their element of it, and sources in that that must be protected. Not only that, I can’t even reference some words that are in it because that would be a violation of the confidentiality, the classified nature.”
Nancy Pelosi’s stuttering continued throughout the interview as she battled Chris Cuomo, CNN’s answer to the banana slicer. Pelosi, most famously known for her stupidity-filled utterance on ObamaCare (“We have to pass it to know what’s in it”) kept insisting two things: the GOP memo is full of lies, and it’s just a giant distraction.
Okay, I’ll bite. If the memo is full of lies, and those lies are easily spotted (as the memo is “full of them”) then the memo’s release would simply prove the depths to which the GOP would sink to smear Obama’s legacy, no? A risky venture considering every time the GOP aired even the tiniest of grievances against Obama during his presidency, the left rattled their cages while flinging poo. Screeching “RACISTS!” for eight years.
If the memo is “just a distraction” then what is it meant to distract from? Tax reform’s successes? An economy soaring to highs enviable to 4/20 hippies? Or is the memo’s release to distract from the Democrats shutting down the government over illegal immigration? No, it can’t be that last one, as the Democrats would bear hug anything to distract from their shutdown failures.
Again, this is but conjecture, but it seems to me the lady doth protest too much. Protestations which caused her circuitry to overheat, melting her gray hair roots. Not even Chris Cuomo, who seemed like he was attempting to rein in his bias, could help the spinning beach ball in Pelosi’s mostly empty noggin to cycle through.
Release the memo.
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