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Illegal Immigrants Panhandle While Naked. Cops WON'T Arrest Them... Because They're Illegal?!
New York City, besides being the leftist capital of the world, is the sanctuaryiest (it's a word, shut up) of sanctuary cities. Also, leftists have a thing about nakedness (see Being Naked While Unattractive is not ‘Brave’ and CAITLYN Jenner to Pose Nude with BRUCE’s Gold Medals. Yes, really). Just because, I guess bewbs.
Put the two together and you have naked illegal immigrant panhandling in New York City. I know, right? Someone call the cops. Here's the rub with that.
Lewd and rude “desnudas” – naked female panhandlers – are harassing tourists in New York’s Times Square, but cops reportedly can’t arrest them “because most of them are illegal immigrants.”
The desnudas -- a Spanish word meaning "naked" -- are part of a Times Square assembly of popular costumed children’s characters and mostly-naked females hitting tourists up for money in the uber-popular New York City district. A law enforcement source told The New York Post that past proposals to license the often obnoxious street performers went nowhere because most of them are illegal immigrants and wouldn’t register anyway. Plus, City Hall, under Democratic Mayor Bill de Blasio, isn’t interested in going after illegals such as the desnudas, the source told The Post.
I sometimes think Bill de Blasio isn't interested in being mayor.
Okay, here's the million and a half thousand bajillion dollar question: if these people are both naked and illegal immigrants, why aren't they being arrested for being naked and/or illegal immigrants? Seems a rather open and shut case here. And I'm not referring to the state of undress. What a wonderful country America must be. Do you think any of these flesh-bearing criminals would dare sashay around their home countries wearing nothing but skin paint? No. I just don't see this kind of activity being given the body stamp of approval in Venezuela, Cuba, or Syria. Yet in America they get a double pass on illegality and flagrant visual assault. One pass for each breast or testicle.
New York is in a fierce competition with California to be the dumbest state in the union. So far it's been neck and neck. New York is winning by a naked mammary. California can only up the ante by its illegal aliens descending on the state capitol to conduct orgies. "You can't arrest us, we're sexual and illegal!"
Someone call ICE. But before you call ICE, make sure cameras are rolling. Because "ICE BUSTS NAKED BUSTY ILLEGALS" is a headline I want to see. I'd so click that.