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This Montage on Trump's Health Shows Why We Hate the Media
The Obama appointed White House doctor held a press conference on Trump's health. Long story short, he's healthy but could stand to lay off the Big Macs. This, of course, is not enough for the media. CNN's HDIC (Head Doucheburrito in Charge, pronounced "H dick") Jim Acosta even cried conspiracy. But CNN already had an unhealthy obsession with Trump's health. Acosta also wasn't the only member of the media who helped prove Trump's point about the media.
As this Washington Free Beacon medley shows:
Some of the questions touched on whether Trump could have dementia, Alzheimer's, Hepatitis C, heart disease, his life expectancy, his next colonoscopy, his mental fitness for office, his ice cream intake, how he could be as fit as Barack Obama, his weight measurement, whether he was susceptible to a stroke, whether he was mentally fit for office and even whether he was addicted to any drugs.
The one asking how many scoops of ice cream he's allowed was my favorite.
It's amazing so many people think the media is fake news and sucks at life. Shocking, really.
Here's how the next few hours will go. Trump supporters will say "Concerns about Trump's mental health were always… https://t.co/ynXeWvzh8U— Brian Stelter (@Brian Stelter) 1516138365.0
This is where we are. Leftists (and by default, the media) have gone all in on Trump's health. When the White House doctor says Trump is fine, obviously someone is lying. There's has to be SOMETHING wrong with the president. Media WANTS HIM TO DIE. NOW!
Put yourself in "Real America" for a moment. It's the space of land between "Fox News America" and "MSNBC America." A land so strange, media needs a babel fish to find a toilet. Clinging desperately to their towels. Jobs are up, taxes are down. You're bringing home more money every week. Yet all the media wants to talk about is how much the president sips Diet Coke. That, and how DACA needs to be saved at the expense of military's pay.
Yet the press still doesn't understand why people hope they get nuked first, in the diabolical midget's first successful missile volley.