• Home
  • Featured
  • Show
  • Posts
  • Columns
  • Articles
  • Videos
  • Politics
  • Culture
  • Breaking News
  • International
  • 2020 Election
  • Free Speech
  • Second Amendment
  • Feminism
  • Hollywood
  • Abortion
  • Climate Change
  • Economy
  • Healthcare
  • College
  • Comedy
  • Donald Trump
  • Science
  • LGBT
  • Big Tech
  • Liberal Media
  • Islam
  • Immigration
  • Body Positivity
  • BlazeTV
  • Change My Mind
  • Crowder Confronts
  • Crowder Closes
  • Tough Love
  • Devil's Advocate
  • SJW
  • Fat Pride
  • Socialism
  • Education
  • Sponsored
  • Tyranny
  • COVID-19
  • Police
  • Riots
  • COVID
  • joe biden
  • Log in
HOME
POSTS
ColumnsArticlesShowAll
VIDEOS
ShowAll
PODCAST
SHOP
MUG CLUB
MORE
ScheduleFAQAskJobsContact
Posts
Posts Articles Politics

Mitch McConnell Just Tweeted the Creepiest GIF of Himself

Courtney Kirchoff
January 03, 2018

Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader, will never grace the cover of Gentleman's Quarterly (GQ), Men's Health Magazine, or People. Mitch was also never a contender to play Christian Grey or Superman. Though the rumor mills were spinning regards who to cast as the latest Bond villain. We can't all be beauties.

Rather than running from his countenance, Mitch's dutiful campaign has apparently embraced his vestige, tweeting this:

https://t.co/683UJFlKL4
— Team Mitch (Text MITCH to 47360) (@Team Mitch (Text MITCH to 47360))1515005381.0

A gif of Mitch himself, looking "CreepyAF" as the Millennials would say. Being a Millennial myself, I agree. Creepy. As the camera zooms in, Mitch's face breaks into what the Nature Channel might refer to as a "smile." Better described as a "leer."

Or:

snapping turtle https://t.co/3uYA8iR1Uc
— Stephen L. Miller (@Stephen L. Miller)1515008291.0

Yeah, that too.

I understand new media demands pithy responses, speaking in soundbites, and the perpetual creation of "reaction gifs." I'll archive this one for future use when describing someone guilty getting caught in the act. What I don't understand is how did "Let's make a creepy gif of Mitch McConnell and spread it like AIDS" get passed seven layers of committee meetings, flowcharts, and focus groups?

This poor decision process doesn't boost my confidence in McConnell's judgment, nor in the judgment of his staff. If McConnell thinks an animated gif of his CreepyAF (yes, capitalized) smile was a swell idea, how can we trust his decisions on immigration? Continuing Resolutions? Christmas card fonts?

Speaking of weird:

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.

From Your Site Articles
  • Angry Liberals Protest Outside Mitch McConnell's Home - Louder With Crowder ›
  • Mitch McConnell Calls Out Chuck Schumer's SCOTUS Antics - Louder With Crowder ›
  • McConnell Blasts the Media's Anti-Religious 'Bigotry' - Louder With Crowder ›
  • McConnell Tells Dems Where to Stick 'Lecture on Civility' - Louder With Crowder ›
  • Cocaine Mitch Savages Democrats for Holding Up Relief Bill That's Gonna Pass Anyway - Louder With Crowder ›

LATEST VIDEO

CNN Doctor Wants You Masked Up Every Winter from Now On, but Not Because of COVID

MORE POSTS

Biden, Democrats Limit Which Americans Allowed $1,400 Checks in Stimulus Bill: Report

SHOW NOTES: Crowder CALLS OUT Nevada Official on Voter Roll Errors!

Dan Crenshaw Shreds Democrats' Election 'Reform' Bill in Blistering House Floor Speech

Good News! Joe Biden Hopes America's Back to Normal ... Sometime Next Year

ALL POSTS
NEWSLETTER

Sign up for Louder with Crowder’s FREE newsletter to get the best stories and show updates in your inbox.

© 2020 Blaze Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Use