Beauty pageants are all about fake sand sacks in bikinis, expensive gowns, and answering "deeply philosophical" questions in 15.0 seconds. Good luck (see New Miss USA: ‘Healthcare is a Privilege, Not a Right.’ Leftists Lose Their Crap…   and  First Muslim Miss USA Converts to Christianity. Leftists Freak Out). Naturally this recent Miss America pageant was filled with politically charged, liberally biased questions for contestants. It's Hollywood, baby.

Here's a sample of the questions.

“OK, there are multiple investigations into whether Trump’s campaign colluded with Russia on the election,” Sparks asked. “Well, did they? You’re the jury. Guilty or innocent, and please explain your verdict.”

“Right now I’d have to say innocent, because not enough information has been revealed,” Davis responded. “We are still investigating. And I think we should investigate it to its fullest extent. And if we do find evidence that they do have collusion with Russia, then they should. … The justice system should do their due diligence, and they should be punished accordingly," [Miss Misouri Jennifer Davis].

This lass did well, narrowly escaping the jaws of hungry social justice wads on the prowl. But even more Trump questions were yet to come.

“195 countries signed the Paris agreement, in which each country sets non-bidding goals to reduce man-made climate change,” Menounos explained. “The U.S. is withdrawing from the agreement citing negligible environmental effects and negative economic impact. Good decision, bad decision? Which is it, and why?”

“A recent poll found that slightly over half of Americans favored leaving Confederate statues in place while others want them removed,” Tara Lipinski asked. “Keep them or get rid of  them? What’s your vote and why?”

Throughout the night, Miss Texas gave the most politically correct statement. Sorry Texas. No doubt she'll soon have a job at CNN.

I'm sure you can guess why the politically charged questions kept coming up. The obsession with Trump was almost as obvious as these ladies' lack of childhoods. It's likely this panel of judges wanted to make sure they selected the talking legs with the right opinion. Because the winner is representing America, of course, and the left wants to thoroughly filter America (see Leftists get Video Game Developer Canned. For Having the Wrong Opinions...). No wrong think shall be tolerated!

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