With the State of the Union speech looming, leftists are in crisis mode. They're doing anything they can to distract from the ginormous victory lap the Donald is going to take tonight. They'd much rather have you believe the U-S-of-A is two steps away from Nazi Germany. Enter bubble-butted leftist superdunce, Michael Moore, who gave an address of his own at the "People's" State of the Union Gathering.

For those who couldn't stomach the video, here's the speech in a candy-coated shell. Just the way Mikey likes it. "*Unintelligible communist verbiage spewed between mouthfuls of triple bacon cheeseburger* Sexism and racism have got to go! We need tolerance and unity! Also, screw white guys! They're responsible for all bad things in the world! Like skim milk and ebola! Just ignore stuff like the polio vaccine, or the invention of the assembly line. White people suck more than Britney Spears with nasal congestion! *More unintelligible commie verbiage*"

Leftists like Moore claim to speak for "the people." As if every American is a Mao-loving chub-monster in a ball cap. Then he parries by calling Americans who don't want to cede every penny to the government as "greedy." That's rich, coming from a guy who could feed the entire third world with the unburnt calories in his paunch.

Oh, trigger warning: fat shaming. Sorry (not really).

Here we have Moore singling out an entire race for the sins of their ancestors and recommending America be "cleansed" of us. But remember, it's Trump and conservatives who are the Nazis.

I've got a deal for Mike. If he really despises America that much, we'll gladly buy as many airplane seats as it takes to carry his wide load of an ass off to a more "enlightened" country. Like Venezuela. Though, fair warning, their world-class socialist government may not be able to satisfy his "nutritional requirements." Unless he prefers the taste of skinny dog.

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