I've got to warn you beforehand.
David Hogg's duncery
has nothing on what you're about to read. Don't be surprised if you lose a few IQ points. The red splatter all over your iPhone is likely your liquefied brains.
Here it goes:
I’ll say it - assault weapons aren’t the problem. Handguns are the problem. By all means, ban AR-15s and the like,… https://t.co/EttOkkGaCj
Welp, there you have it. Own a gun and you might as well be wearing a pillowcase on your head. Tending the grill at the weekend white power barbecue. Ranting against racial integration in the MLB.
Methinks Michael Ian Black flunked history class. The NRA was put together by ex-
soldiers who wanted people to suck less at shooting. Also, the Second Amendment applies evenly to everyone, regardless of color. It wasn't always that way, but we got around to fixing it. If an NRA death squad is hunting down an African American person of color, he's free to pull out a gat of his own and lay down some return fire. He's only as weak and powerless as he chooses to be.
When you own a boomstick, if somebody busts into your house, you have the power to give them a one-way trip to hell. Which
people do regularly
. If the government tries to get their tyranny on, the citizens have the power to put them in their place. The reality is gun ownership is an insurance policy
slavery. It's rather the idea of the Second Amendment: to fight government oppression. If we all have guns, we're rather a hard lot to enslave.
Alas, intelligence is not a human right.
If Michael Ian Black feels so unsafe, he's free to mosey down to the nearest gun store and throw money down on a piece. The choice is his to make.