Michael Ian Black Compares Pro-Gun People to Slave Owners
Ever since Parkland, leftist dumdums have been out in full force, upchucking their stupidity in every direction. If you'd like an example, look no further than Michael Ian Black. He's not particularly known for his astute observations and intellectual vigor already, but he's hit a new low here.
I've got to warn you beforehand. David Hogg's duncery has nothing on what you're about to read. Don't be surprised if you lose a few IQ points. The red splatter all over your iPhone is likely your liquefied brains.
Here it goes:
I’ll say it - assault weapons aren’t the problem. Handguns are the problem. By all means, ban AR-15s and the like,… https://t.co/EttOkkGaCj— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522004654.0
Pretty standard stuff so far. "Guns are bad, m'kay! We need to take the Wite-Out to the Bill of Rights. For the children." You know, typical leftist claptrap.
Then, things took a sharp turn toward full-on retardation:
I don’t care. “Abolition plays right into the hands of the slave owners.” It’s a ridiculous argument. https://t.co/6zAN5bqBx4— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522004979.0
Someone then brought his analogy into question, unleashing a mega-tsunami of stupid.
Yes. Having the ready ability to take someone’s life is dominion over that person; gun ownership could be viewed as… https://t.co/uku9qiNwfW— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522005629.0
Just to follow up on this; when some of the population is armed with guns, they have control over rest of populatio… https://t.co/DRYLmmErv1— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522008899.0
Those civilians, through the threat or exercise of life-ending power, have control over unarmed civilians. That is a form of slavery.— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522008960.0
Just in case people thought his idiocy was metaphorical, Mike made it well known he wasn't just speaking in the figurative sense:
And, of course, historically speaking, gun ownership is entwined with actual slavery. Americans addiction to gun ow… https://t.co/bU4gOWpUxt— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522009437.0
Please show me where the 2A has benefited people of color in this country? They are disproportionately affected by… https://t.co/aS07o2MhVI— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1522094208.0
Welp, there you have it. Own a gun and you might as well be wearing a pillowcase on your head. Tending the grill at the weekend white power barbecue. Ranting against racial integration in the MLB.
Methinks Michael Ian Black flunked history class. The NRA was put together by ex-Union soldiers who wanted people to suck less at shooting. Also, the Second Amendment applies evenly to everyone, regardless of color. It wasn't always that way, but we got around to fixing it. If an NRA death squad is hunting down an African American person of color, he's free to pull out a gat of his own and lay down some return fire. He's only as weak and powerless as he chooses to be.
When you own a boomstick, if somebody busts into your house, you have the power to give them a one-way trip to hell. Which people do regularly. If the government tries to get their tyranny on, the citizens have the power to put them in their place. The reality is gun ownership is an insurance policy against slavery. It's rather the idea of the Second Amendment: to fight government oppression. If we all have guns, we're rather a hard lot to enslave.
Alas, intelligence is not a human right.
If Michael Ian Black feels so unsafe, he's free to mosey down to the nearest gun store and throw money down on a piece. The choice is his to make.