SMACKDOWN: Marco Rubio Nails James Comey For Imaginary Trump Investigation
"I'm old enough to remember when Democrats hated James Comey."
"I'm old enough to remember when Republicans loved James Comey."
This is most of you today as the Senate tries learning why James Comey was fired, and just how much Donald Trump exported the election to Russia with love (see CNN’s Alisyn Camerota Pushes Trump/Russia Conspiracy. John Sununu Wrecks Her Face! and GOP Rep. Pete King: ‘Hillary Has More Russia Ties Than Trump…’). Peeing hookers notwithstanding.
Televised hearings are the most useless political theater we pretend to find "entertaining." It's nine minutes of senators saying pro- or anti- Trump things, and in the last thirty seconds, "So Mr. Comey... what did you have for breakfast? And how much do you hate puppies?" Despite the self-aggrandizing, there are flashes of brilliance. One of those flashes came from Marco Rubio.
The entire video is worth watching, but the question at the end is most poignant. That's code for WATCH THE WHOLE THING OR ELSE.
This investigation is full of leaks left and right. We've learned more from the newspapers sometimes than we've learned from our open hearings. You ever wonder why, in all the things in this investigation, the only thing not leaked is the fact that the President was not personally under investigation? Despite the fact that both Republicans and Democrats and the leadership of Congress have known that for weeks?
Lemme sum up what Rubio just asked with a few words and one animated gif. Ready? GO:
Live coverage of the Democrat narrative that Trump is Putin's lap cat.
Of course this gif was coming.
Becuase as this administration has been leaking like a free-bleeding feminist at a marathon, why of all things hasn't the TRUMP IS BEING INVESTIGATED AS A RUSSIAN SPY, OMG! been leaked?
Excellent question, Marco. If Trump is reportedly so shady, why don't we have any proof of it? Why in this leaky-leak-leakage of a government, with the liberal media sniffing around like a bloodhound at a Krispy Kreme, haven't we heard of actual proof, actual reports of Trump being investigated? This media is dying for Trump to be somehow linked to Putin. They're dying for some kind of scoop where Trump and Putin are sharing Eskimo kisses. Alas. There's been nothing but weak conspiracy theories and fake reports about golden shower harlots.
Maybe we'll get an actual answer. Maybe not. But for now, here's our exclusive scoop with the Russian Hacker.