Progressives are always on the hunt for something new to cry about (read Patricia Heaton Tweets Pro-life Message. Pro-‘Choice’ Leftists Rage!). So in a way, Donald Trump has been a Godsend for us. To be fair, it doesn’t take much to trigger the weak emotions of liberal snowflakes. Even changing weather patterns will twist their diapers. But The Donald has made one New Yorker cry one too many safe space tears. So in typical tolerant, liberal fashion, he’s hitting Trump with a $1 billion lawsuit. For “emotional distress”:
A New York voter is suing Donald Trump and the Republican Party for $1billion in compensation due to the emotional distress allegedly caused by thecandidate’s campaign of ‘intimidation, threats, and retaliation’.
Louis Tafuto of Warwick, New York filed papers with the United States District Court in the southern district of New York claiming Trump is not fit to become president.
The papers, lodged yesterday, claimed Trump was guilty of intimidation of voters, coercion of political activity, conspiracy against rights and interfering with the 26th Amendment guaranteeing the right to vote.
Trump is accused of targeting ‘under-educated voters’ and getting them to believe their lives are ‘falsely under threat’.
He’s suing Trump for being a meanie meanie poopy pants. While calling it “emotional distress.” Great news for my lawsuit against Hillary Clinton. The one where I sue her for causing my tinnitus. One can only take so much shriekage of the crystal shattering variety before losing the will to live. Don’t even get me started on the emotional distress caused from looking upon her cackling vestige. Where do I send my therapy bill?
This claim of voters being “falsely under threat”? Perhaps Mr. Tafuto is confusing the guilty party. For the past year, progressives’ “original” response to everything Donnie Von Orange Hair has been “Trump is literally Hitler.” Hey, leftists are many things. Original just ain’t one. So comparing Frankly Donald to a genocidal warlord is okay, but Donald Trump saying Mexico should build a wall, that’s problematic?
Point of clarification: if you’re concerned about a candidate’s policies resembling those of The Fuhrer, Donald Trump isn’t the one you should be worried about. Got it?
Leftists love being offended. It’s a love affair much like Anthony Weiner has iPhone mirror selfies. And almost as perverse. Because leftists cannot cope with logic or reality, they seek to make the world one giant safe space which only accommodates their particular world view. Even if that includes Cackling Cankles and her pitchy sheik. Your opinion, your First Amendment rights means bupkis (read Mizzou Student – I’m Tired Of First Amendment Rights…). On the leftist totem pole of inane causes, Progressives’ tender hearts reign supreme.