UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that this story is FALSE. Joshua Witt has admitted to police that he is a lying liar who lies. Apparently he accidentally knifed himself and made up this story because he was super duper embarrassed. As he should be. He has been charged with falsely reporting an incident.
The lefties believe racial profiling is “not okay.” Because equality (see Feminist Professors to College Students: Stop Citing White Males Because Racism and HATE CRIME? Soap Dispenser Fails to Work for Black Man. Leftists Accuse it of Being Racist!) But there’s an exception when it comes to girls with “skinny-privilege,” white males with brain noodles, and now, crew cuts. The penalty? Stabbiness and much blood. Military hair is offensive. Don’t chop your locks. Set them free.
Joshua Witt, 26, escaped his brush with hairdo-doom with a defensive slice to the hand and three stitches.
“Apparently, my haircut is considered a neo-Nazi statement,” he told The Post Saturday, as his account on Facebook garnered 20,000 shares.
Witt says he’d just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, Colo., and was opening his car door.
“All I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me,” he said.
“I threw my hands up and once the knife kind of hit, I dived back into my car and shut the door and watched him run off west, behind my car.
“The dude was actually aiming for my head,” he added.
Witt posted the gory aftermath of what could have been his death. In his defense, he’s in the Navy, where short hair is kind of mandatory. But this honky should have known better than to go short on the sides with the clippers. That’s a classic Nazi move. He might as well have been herding transgender people of color into a cattle car.
I suppose none of us will be completely safe until we quit our jobs, dye our hair blue, and pack on a couple hundred pounds. Employment and fitness are Nazi things, and Nazi things get you a fast pass to the emergency room. The only way to spare ourselves from the wrath of the “anti-fascist” masses is to look and sound just like them.
This is the mob mentality of the left at work. It matters not what you actually say or do. If you happen to look the part of a neo-Nazi, that’s enough reason for leftists to get their Michael Myers on. Their goal is the absolute submission or destruction of anyone who doesn’t meet their rigid standards of thought and appearance.
Remind me, who are the fascists again?