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December 13, 2023
Watch: Man Forgives Ex-Girlfriend Who Shot His Testicle, "I Still To This Day Love Her"
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Sometimes actions speak louder than words. But in this case, words speak louder than actions. And let's just say that this story is a bit nuts.
"An Ohio man expressed forgiveness for his ex-girlfriend who was arrested for shooting him in the testicle.
Charlie Glenn said he was asked by his ex-girlfriend, 36-year-old Tonya Nester, to take a walk when he realized that she had a pistol on her, according to a report from WXIX.
'She said it was a pellet gun, and I said, ‘Let me see it because I’m not going anywhere with you if you got a gun,’ and she pulled it out and shot me,' Glenn told the news station.
Police say Glenn was able to wrestle the pistol away from Nester despite being injured and bleeding, while family members called 911."
The girlfriend is being charged with felonious assault, according to the outlet.
According to 9 News, "Glenn told the emergency worker over the phone that he suffered 'one shot, but I think it went through my testicle, into my butt cheek and out.'"
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"Glenn, meanwhile, is back home, expressing that he has no hard feelings toward his ex-girlfriend.
'I still to this day love her,' Glenn said," according to Fox News.
I am unsure whether or not the "no hard feelings" description was supposed to be a pun or not. But even if it was, it is still unclear whether the two will take another shot at their relationship. But I guess she stole both his heart and testicle at the same time. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The girlfriend has two different colored eyes. I don't know if that is important to this story but it makes her look even creepier. She also looks ten years older than her age but that could be genetics. It is not always drug-related. Although, I would not doubt that either if that was the case.
I guess you can say she gave the phrase "busting a nut" a whole new meaning.
But really, any man can hold a grudge in this situation. However, it takes some real balls to forgive in this scenario.
Fun fact: did you know that Hitler also only had one testicle?
Anyway, he is fortunate he did not suffer any life-threatening injuries. But unfortunately, he is now half of who he was before all this.
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