'You're Not Going to Get Famous Doing This': Naked Man in Mall Tries Going Viral, Gets Whacked Instead
By now you're probably wondering to yourself, "But Brodigan, I don't want to see video of a naked man in a mall." I understand your trepidation. And if this was just a video of a naked man in a shopping mall, I wouldn't waste your time. Trust in Brodigan. Trust in Libs of Tik Tok. And make sure you watch all the way until the end.
Meanwhile in the San Francisco hellhole pic.twitter.com/KfNWNKNkhn
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) March 28, 2022
"You're not going to get famous doing this."
It's because of that sentence, there's a little voice chirping in the back of my head that this could be a put-on. Whether the narrator (and I'm assuming the security guard) was in on it, I'm not sure. Please know I did attempt a little research to verify authenticity. I did a Google search for "San Francisco naked mall." 0/10, would NOT recommend.
But my man came up from behind and CLOCKED NAKED MCGEE hard upside the noggin. People do wacky things to get YouTube famous, but I don't think it's worth the risk of CTE. The man wearing trousers isn't the only local fed up with the inmates running San Francisco we've seen recently. He didn't want to see a naked man in his mall, took matters into his own hands and didn't pull his punch. I'm just saying if Will Smith showed half that motivation, Chris Rock wouldn't have been standing and telling him he hits like Jada.
And it's not like the assumed security guard was doing anything about it. "Removing a naked man from the food court" isn't something they covered in training. Even if they did, you can't blame the security guard for not getting involved. It's California. It goes criminals > homeless > drug addicts > naked people > Nancy Pelosi > rent-a-cops > a pile of human feces with a heroin needle sticking out of it > Kamala Harris > actual cops.
We may never know why Naked McGee rode that escalator. With the shot he took to his noggin, I doubt he remembers himself.
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