Everyone is searching for that special someone to squabble with til death do they part (see Harvard Student Who Creates Dating App Forced to Apologize. For Only Offering Two Genders… and JUSTICE: Woman Falsely Accuses “Date” of Assaulting Her. She Goes to Jail…). Just make sure your honey boo is of peaceful Amish decent. They can’t text behind your back without electricity. You may wonder why the bizarre phone decorum advice. Here’s why.
One woman’s happily ever after wasn’t so happy after her husband recruited his parents to beat the crap out of her. She should’ve gone the Amish route.
According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, the woman was being held in her home against her will by her husband, Devbir Kalsi, 33, who had his parents fly in from India to “counsel and discipline” his wife for “being disobedient.”
FYI, “being disobedient” is never defined. Could be “she burned my naan” or “she wore white after Labor Day.”
When deputies arrived at the home on Greenbank Drive Saturday morning and knocked on the door, no one initially came to the door. A deputy continued to knock and, eventually, the wife attempted to open the door and screamed for the deputy to save her and her 1-year-old baby.
The deputy said he had to force his way in as Devbir Kalsi tried to force the door shut. Kalsi and his parents were all arrested.