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HAMBURG: Man Screams 'Allahu Akbar' on Stabbing Spree. Police BAFFLED by Motive...
A man with a machete went out for a stroll and some human butchering this afternoon in Hamburg. Typical Friday in Germany (see RELIGION OF PEACE: Refugees Go on Stabbing Spree. German Family Records Aftermath...). Reports say he slashed some bystanders while screaming - drum roll please - Allahu Akbar. Surprise! Also, the police are befuddled as to what motivated the attack. Double surprise!
A machete-wielding man has killed one and injured several others after going on the rampage through a German supermarket this afternoon.
The attacker, who reportedly screamed Allahu Akbar, ran into an Edeka shop in the northern city of Hamburg and knifed a customer to death before slashing at four others as he fled.
He ran off but was pursued by passers-by who wrestled him to the ground and called police who made an arrest.
A motive for the knifing has not yet been established.
And you thought "Nah, she's making up the no motive thing" was clickbait hype. Nope!
This bears repeating. The man yelled Allahu Akbar and the motive remains a mystery to German officials. Hint: it certainly wasn't out of self-defense. Methinks Germany should Allahu Smackbar some sense into their government for self-defense purposes. Their leaders have idly sat by, twiddling their sauerkraut-stained thumbs. While German citizens are getting blown to bits by a perplexing case of "motiveless" Islamic attacks (see Germany Arrests Suspected Terrorist Who Bombed Soccer Team. Yep, He's Muslim. and HAPPY RAMADAN! Man Murdered In Germany For Smoking and Eating Ice Cream). If not blown up, run through with utensils best served for chopping cabbage. Or in this recent case, serving as a prop for bare-chested archeologists with whips.
At this point, Islam really should just be its own category of motive. After all, most of the uptick in Germany's rape and stabbery comes courtesy of Allah's most devoted acolytes. Yet Merkel and her EU overlords still want more Islamic refugees. Yeah. Let us know how that works out, Germans who survive this violent crapstorm.