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MAGA Hat Thief Makes Excuses for Crime. Compares Hat to KKK Hood
In case you were unaware, the hammer of justice is coming down hard on the infamous MAGA hat thief. Not unlike a 2x4 from an Antifa pendejo. He recently made bail, and the media was waiting outside the jailhouse to ask his side of the story.
Naturally, he has excuses for his actions. Namely, the MAGA hat being the equivalent of a KKK hood. Yes, really:
On his way out of jail early Friday morning, he tried at first to avoid a KSAT 12 News camera.
Once the camera was turned off, he spoke briefly, saying what happened was a lapse in judgment that was out of character for him.
Jimenez said seeing the hat had the same effect on him that a Ku Klux Klan hood would have had.
He said since the video went viral, he and his family have been receiving threats.
Yes, according to this ginormous dunce, if you sport that signature red hat in public, you might as well be on the main float in the white power parade. Also, you're fair game for a little roughing up.
Even if the teens were chowing on some Whataburger in full Klan regalia, little Kino isn't free to assault them and jack their modified pillowcases. Yes, the Klan are a bunch of asshats. We're not disputing that. Regardless, being a racist douchenozzle is not justification for assault and theft.
The left is endlessly trying to convince everyone the Donald is Hitler 2.0. That mischaracterization leads to situations like this, where leftist foot soldiers think they're storming Normandy. As opposed to assaulting an innocent teenager and appropriating his head covering.
Though I doubt this butt-dumpling's comeuppance is going to deter lefties from getting their "resistance" on.
Speaking of that: