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MAGA Hat Thief in Viral Video Arrested. Facing Jail Time

Corey Stallings
July 07, 2018

One of the big stories making the rounds right now is the one about the ginormous doucheburrito who assaulted a Trump-supporting kid and jacked his MAGA hat. When the story first broke, the asshat had seemingly gotten away scot-free.

Well, worry no more. The authorities now have the ass-o-saurus in custody, and boy is he in big trouble:

San Antonio police detectives nabbed Kino Jimenez, 30, without incident in nearby Universal City, Texas and booked him on a theft of person charge, according to the police department.

The arrest came after a cell phone video surfaced on Twitter showing 16-year-old Hunter Richard being verbally abused and assaulted for wearing the bright red hat early Wednesday morning inside a San Antonio outlet of the popular Whataburger fast-food chain.

The video, which was recorded by a friend of Richard and quickly went viral in online social media, shows a bearded man throwing a drink in the teen victim's face, and then yelling "you ain’t supporting s—t" as he left the eating establishment with the hat.

But wait, it gets even better:

A manager of a San Antonio-area bar called Rumble identified Jimenez as a former part-time employee. Management fired him shortly after seeing the video.

Out of a job and looking at some serious jail time. This, my friends, is what we call karma. You can only be a colossal buttmunch to everyone for so long before the universe restores the balance. I can imagine what this hat-nabbing pendejo is thinking right about now.

I also have a hunch he knew he was in deep doo-doo. Seeing as he decided to change up his look in response to his "newfound fame."

All of this over a silly red hat with some writing on it. This thieving, soda-throwing turd-burglar could have seethed at the sight of a MAGA person and punched his pillow when he got home. Instead, his new place of residence is a cage. Not unlike the ones within which Barry Obama placed small illegal kiddies.

I hope it was worth it.

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