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FEMINISM 2016: Madonna Will Perform Sex Acts for Hillary Votes
Yes, that's right. Madonna will perform sexual acts on you if you vote for Hillary Clinton. Which, let's be honest, is a weird way for the pop star to endorse Donald Trump. Of course she made the grand offer prior to introducing LwC favorite Amy Schumer (see LOL: Amy Schumer Goes on Anti-Trump Rant. Gets DROWNED OUT in Boos! and Liberal Hypocrite Amy Schumer: ‘Hating Hillary is Sexist…’). A double bonus!
'If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. Ok? I'm really good. I'm not a d***he and I'm not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.'
This is feminism, folks: vulgar, low, nauseating. Then Amy Schumer walks on stage.
Look, what Madonna said is disgusting. But being a modern day, leftist feminist, what else could we suspect? Rather than wax on about Hillary's character, or her accomplishments, Madonna went right for the nasty.
One wonders if there's enough time to incorporate Madonna's little offer into some kind of Trump ad.
Ask me again why I'm not a modern day, SJW feminist. Because these are the women feminists raise onto pedestals. They're feminism's role models, shining beacons of "success," and my favorite term "empowered." How is Madonna a free, "empowered," feminist woman? She tells a joke about performing a sex act in which she's on her knees while servicing the pee-pee parts of the male and female audience. Lovely.
I'm trying to keep this post "friendly" but it's proving challenging. Not as challenging a time Madonna will have promoting morals to her children, but still. She told this nasty joke all in order to get votes. Naturally she'd vote for Hillary, who's piggish husband engaged in multiple rapes (ALLEGEDLY).
Yes, yes, she's telling a joke. I know, I know. Not all jokes are funny. Appropriate for an Amy Schumer venue. But it was so bad, even HuffPo admitted "Look, we’re not here to tear down Madonna, but when it comes to comedy, Schumer is in ― to put it terms Madge fans will understand ― a league of her own."
Democrats 2016: We Decry Rape Culture, But Promote Blow Jobs for Votes.