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LOL: Liberals CRASH Canadian Immigration Webpage After Trump Victory!

Courtney Kirchoff
November 09, 2016

Well let's just hope it was the likes of Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham who crashed Canada's immigration information web page. Either by visiting it in the wee hours of the night, or sitting on it. I doubt it was those two clapping seals prepping their epic move to the great white north, but let's not give up hope. Because apparently so many people were soiling their pants over The Donald moving into the White House, they considered moving to a socialist utopia. Don't let the website crash stop you people. Keep trying to get through!

The Canadian immigration site has broken as people look to leave the US in the immediate aftermath of Donald Trump's election as the country's new president.

The official website for 'Citizenship and Immigration Canada' has stopped working, apparently because of the sheer number of people looking to emigrate to the country from south of the border.

In other words:

Firstly, credit where due: if butt hurt leftists promised us they'd hightail it for Canada should The Donald win, let's applaud them for following through. Or at least going through the motions. Too early to tell. Leftists do have a nasty habit of virtue signaling, and failing to act positively. Prepare for at least four years of their unhindered tears. Maybe we should make an umbrella. Or a leftist-tear catching receptacle which we may one day need to power all of mankind's needs. How's THAT for an alternative energy source, leftists?

Secondly, Canada isn't the only option. So if you're a mourning leftist, please soak up your grief so we can use it to power a toaster, then consider your options. There's also Venezuela, Sweden, even Cuba. Socialist countries are aplenty. Do not let one crashed website tank your dreams of living in one. Though crushed dreams is good preparation for living in a veritable trash heap that is socialism. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Sure, Justin Trudeau is a dish, but don't be so shallow. Socialist dictators and their regimes come in all shapes and sizes. I thought you people celebrated diversity?

Also, Trump didn't win because "RACISM!" you leftist dolt buckets.

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