Stop me if you heard this one before. Freelance pedo hunters are chasing a suspected pedophile. To evade capture, the pedo starts a livestream on Facebook and attempts to slit his own throat. Yes, this ackshually happened in jolly ol' England.

The video has been removed from Facebook. So, if you were expecting hilarious content of a pedo trying to off himself, apologies for disappointing you. What we do know is that the man is 55 years old. According to the New York Post, the man reached into his car for a knife and slashed the blade across his throat. It was in a Liverpool parking lot that was right near a police station, which made everything convenient. The man was arrested on suspicion of grooming a child under 14, as well as possession of a bladed article.

One bystander who saw the police presence told the Mirror, “I think it’s bringing Kirkby to its knees. It worries me all the police and knives what’s happening.”

Unclear is if the bystander was aware of the suspicion of grooming a child under 14. I know England is big on common sense knife control. If I knew all the details, I would think the possession of a knife was the least important thing here. Just saying.

The suspected pedo survived the suicide attempt. No reports have identified the hunters, the suspect, or who streamed the ordeal.

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