Today is amazing. But it's even better with this audio recording from inside a DNC Committee, where they first learned of Kennedy's impending retirement. It's okay to play it three times.

My favorite part is when the Democrats whine "But he could be swayed!" Yeah. This one hurts. I imagine I'd be just as bummed had Madam Fatsuit been drinking it up in the Oval Office right about now.

"Sadly," a reality TV star trounced her tent-suited behind. So now I can be an obnoxious sore winner, rubbing the victory in the left's ugly cry face. We can return to civility later. Right now it's time to inject the Democrat misery into the eyes. To drink it up like a fine wine. To bottle it into the next fragrance.

Ahhhhh, WINNING!

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