Linda Sarsour strikes again! This time she endorsed (kinda) Chelsea Manning in his/her Maryland senate race (see Chelsea Manning Releases Her First Campaign Ad. Try Not to Laugh… and Chelsea Manning Celebrates ‘Law Enforcement Appreciation Day’ With Anti-Police Tirade).

Somehow I'm disappointed they didn't find a way to make a joint endorsement in a Lena Dunham video. It would have been the ultimate douche burrito super group. The Three Tenors of Annoying Harpies. Throw in Chelsea Handler, it would be like when the Four Horseman formed in WCW. Except the Four Horsemen were awesome. These four (well, 3 1/2) broads? Not so much. Less awesome, to put it lightly. Plus, two of them with the name Chelsea?

The responses were as predictable as the bulge in Chelsea's pants. Manning, not Handler.

Right away, we had a logical fatality.

Here are a few more goodies tucked within the Twittersphere. You're welcome.

And my personal favorite? Because I'm an old head who loves this movie...

Chelsea Manning is running a Democrat primary challenge. With Islamic extremist Linda Sarsour in her/his corner.

2018. Amirite?

And it's still only January.

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