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Liberals are Releasing a Ruth Bader Ginsberg Action Figure

Brodigan & Kirchoff
August 14, 2018

In today's edition of "Why Is This Even a Thing," there's a Kickstarter to release a Ruth Bader Ginsberg Action figure. With the left's pathetic attempts to make the Notorious RBG into a folk hero (see Politico Tries Quelling Leftists’ SCOTUS Fears With Ruth Bader Ginsburg Workout Video and Ruth Bader Ginsburg Claims Hillary Clinton Lost Because of Sexism), this seems like the most logical step.

A company that created a successful Kickstarter campaign to make a Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure says it is planning to ship the products in October.

Fctry, a product incubator based in Brooklyn, N.Y., initially hoped to raise $15,000 to create the “Notorious RBG” superhero but instead raised over $613,700 on its Kickstarter crowdfunding page.

Zoe Cronin, the company’s marketing coordinator, said it was "shocking" that the funding campaign reached the initial goal in less than an hour.

I can't really hate on it all that much. I'm a firm believer that if people are willing to spend their money on something stupid, why not you? Make that paper, y'all. Also, and this is just an idea, we need one of these little babies on Steven's desk. Right next to the Walther. What desk isn't complete without an "action" figure of little Ruthie Ginsberg, scowling her way into your heart?

The action figure seems just as lifelike as the actual Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Just look at all her features:

When reached for comment, Justice Ginsberg asked "What year is it?"

No word yet on if the Notorious RGB comes with a string, which one might pull for the issuance of pre-programmed phrases. Like "But the patriarchy!" and "Hey ho, hey ho, these unborn babies have got to go!"

Give it time.

All I know is, Christmas shopping just got easier. Who in their silly mind doesn't want RBG stuffing their stockings? I'm also eagerly awaiting all the Instagram shots of where Ruthie might next get a little justice on. Scowling on the beach. Scowling in a bubble bath. Scowling as carried by your rescue dog for a little splish splash in the toilet.

Let your imagination wander.

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