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Liberal Utopia Sweden: Where Murder and Rape Are Easy To Do...

Team Crowder
August 17, 2015

Ah, Sweden, the leftist utopia. What's not to love about Sweden? Free healthcare, low crime, fewer imprisoned citizens, free college. If Sweden had a tagline, it would be: Where Progressivism Thrives.

Except, like with all things progressive, there's a shady underbelly no one's talking about. Fewer people in prison doesn't mean that all people of Sweden are peaceful cuddle bunnies who skip to their free doctor's appointments and lectures about cheap furniture making. Though my bed does now fold into a book-case. No, no, Sweden just isn't keen on punishing people for trivial crimes like rape and murder.

Sweden is practically the rape capital of the world, maybe because the punishment for a rape is practically nil (a few years in prison if you're an adult, a lot less if you're under 18) or because most of the rapes are being perpetrated by Muslim immigrants (shhhhh, we're not supposed to talk about that, it's racist) who are flooding into the country. If the USA adopted Sweden's leniency towards its criminals, our prisons would be a lot less populated too. On the flip-side, our general populace finds itself a lot less raped. Just saying.

So are you ready to pack your bags and move to Sweden? If you're not convinced, watch the video below:

So much for socialist utopias, unless you're a criminal. Check out this "jail cell."

A Swedish "jail cell"

Sweet digs, right? Better than most American college dorms. Kind of looks like a Manhattan apartment, but it's rent-free and Mayor Deblasio isn't lecturing about salt and sodas. Even the Swedish prison directors admit prison is "not to punish." Of course not! Sweden isn't the only country who's gotten on the word-definition-changing bandwagon. Prison=rehab spa. Swedish Prison: Take a break from breaking the laws. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the socialism. You've earned it!

What does Sweden get for all of its text-book socialism and pacifism? The highest of honors, naturally. Sweden is ranked among the top most racist European countries. Maybe Sweden should get a participation trophy just for trying, James Harrison has a couple of spares...

Oh and about that wonderful free college tuition? That's not really working out too well. And, uh, neither is the healthcare (it's an unmitigated disaster). But try to remember that with leftism, results mean squat. It's all about intentions.

So please, keep that in mind on your next visit to Sweden as you're being raped by a Muslim immigrant.

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