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Monster of the Year: Lena Dunham Wishes She Had An Abortion
Lena Dunham has done and said a lot to make us sick over the years. Not the least of which was being photographed (see Lena Dunham: Extinction of White Men Would Lead to ‘Evolution of Better Men…’ and Ugly Feminist Lena Dunham Exposes her Racist Hatred at Met Gala). We've not minced words: Lena is disgusting. But this? I just can't...
“But one day, when I was visiting a Planned Parenthood in Texas a few years ago, a young girl walked up to me and asked me if I’d like to be a part of her project in which women share their stories of abortions. I sort of jumped. ‘I haven’t had an abortion,’ I told her. I wanted to make it really clear to her that as much as I was going out and fighting for other women’s options, I myself had never had an abortion.”
“And I realized then that even I was carrying within myself stigma around this issue. Even I, the woman who cares as much as anybody about a woman’s right to choose, felt it was important that people know I was unblemished in this department.”
Here it comes...
"Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Right. I have the perfect gif for this.
Because I can't think of anyone decent, who counts themselves among Population Human, who ever wants to have an abortion. Even baby-killing apologists will say "abortion is a tough decision." The "tough" part being the choice to murder your own unborn child. Yeah, not as easy as soup or salad. Even ardent pro-abortion "choicers" admit as much if you back them into an argument corner.
So for Dunham to try to claim Ya-Ya sisterhood solidarity with the Satanic Suction Sorority by regretting never having an abortion? Well it's a new low. For humanity. It's a new high mark for evil. Merry Christmas, Lucifer.
Which is why I would like to award Lena Dunham the "Monster of the Year" award. She competes with such nominees as the rapetastic refugees in Europe, presidential loser and Dunham heroine Hillary Pantsuit, and the estimable Zika virus. An honorable mention shout out to Planned Parenthood, but Dunham represents you perfectly.
Excuse me, I going to go throw up now.